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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

I just watched a god damn commercial for the movie primevil and I still thought well that movie is gonna suck so much ass but something intrigued me. It flashed a bunch of serial killers names and their kill counts and said that the killer they're making a movie about has 300 kills or something like that. I thought in my head sweet. Oh how wrong I was. The killer they are referring to is just a fucking crocodile in Borundi, Africa. It stays in the same river and yet people are still like "Hey lets go check out this killer crocodile without a gun. Nothing bad can happen"

 

The movie in my head should go like this

 

Scene 1

 

"Hey did you hear about that killer croc"

"Yeah wouldnt want to go down there without a gun"

 

Scene 2

(the two men kill the crocodile with an automatic rifle)

 

 

Roll credits.

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a couple things. Life has gotten alot better since i switched toothpastes.

that old shit was some salty crunchy badness.

I have apprehension lately. Possibly mild agoraphobia.

I dont like people at all. If at all possible i stay

home. Instead of talking to people like you supposed to i

want to tell everybody to eat shit and fuck off. i realize that most

probably feel the same way but im just a shitty pretender. I have anxiety

about looking for a job. I got anxiety about court. I got anxiety because

i dont know whats going on right now... shits out of my hands.

It sucks something serious.

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I...

 

checked out a new place to live today

saw Children of Men

took a cute black girl out on a date

ate the most sodium-laced burrito ever

 

 

LadyTron ---> "The Witching Hour" don't sleep on it

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i feel like fucking a burrito. from taco bell. fuck yeah.

 

 

on a side note: little miss sunshine is a great movie.

grandpas who snort horse in the bathroom are always a

welcome addition to a movie in my humble opinion.

 

on a side street: a hooker.

 

my beer is awesome. i found a recipe for the belgian white ale like delerium nocturnum.

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