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Originally posted by Yellow Feets@Jan 16 2005, 12:10 AM

Yeah that bitch really makes me wanna la la...launch my fist into her neck.

Hahaha

 

 

I don't even want to bother. She knows she's a joke. I mean, getting booed at halftime at that college football game (oooops, forgot the name. Orange Bowl?) should knock some sense into her. Or, some talent.

 

 

something like that.

 

Haha. I heard that on one of those long morning drives. You can clearly hear some guy yell out "YOU SUCK". That made my whole day and my 2 hour commute worth it.

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Originally posted by isor357@Jan 16 2005, 05:13 PM

You all realize this is her fathers fault

That asshole whored both of his daughters

out to the world. Somebody should smack

him then her then her sister

 

yeah seriously

this guy is a wack job:

 

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/20382004.htm

 

SIMPSON'S VOW TO FATHER

 

JESSICA SIMPSON's father JOE made the singer promise to stay a virgin until she married, during a ceremony when she was twelve.

 

Simpson sr, who doubles as Jessica's manager, handed the 24-year-old a promise ring and vowed to be the only man in her life until she married.

He explains, "I'm going to tell you how beautiful you are every day. Even when you make a mistake, you are someone special. And I am going to be that person until the day you find a man to do that in my place."

Jessica - who married NICK LACHEY in October 2002 - then promised she would remain a virgin.

 

Joe adds,

 

"What better gift to give her husband? Never touched by another man."

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