Jump to content

strangest/craziest thing you seen while bombing...


diepig

Recommended Posts

This forum is supported by the 12ozProphet Shop, so go buy a shirt and help support!
This forum is brought to you by the 12ozProphet Shop.
This forum is brought to you by the 12oz Shop.
  • Replies 1.8k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

hmm hmm stories oh heres 1

 

so me n a few other writers were up this roof where we paint sometimes, thheseassholes when over all of out shit for no fuckin reason w/ handstyles...so we do throwies n shit over all of their stuff...then we see them walkin up 2 the building, they come up to the roof, n r like "oh i dont care if you went over my piece blah blah blah" so were just like wtf u wanna fight or no, n there like "oh no no i dont want any trouble" so were just like whatever n leave...then next thing we know it theyr talkin all this shit on us, yet they r 2 pussy 2 fight

Link to comment
Share on other sites

once when i was lost bombing this creature ran out infront of me that looked like a cross between a baboon and a possum. it was making growling noises and flexed it towards a tree, ran up the side and dissapeared from sight.

 

strange

Link to comment
Share on other sites

hey bro

crazist thing i ever saw when bomin was their was this pidgen that had some string shit stuck to its claw and i had to catch it to stop it from flyng away

well i caut it and had to take it hoem and end our bomin but when i got home i helpt cut the string off its claw and it just stayed on our balcony for heaps long so i went to bed

and i woke up the next day it was still their heaps of ppl said i shoulda killed it but i kept it and it lives inside now best thing is when we have billys it likes to get stoned with us and it makes the funny pidgen noise when it sees us get out our bong hehehehe it alright tho we feed it bird seeds and it even flies around outside just comes back in at night

 

[TKK/SM1]

Link to comment
Share on other sites

i was doing a rooftop, so drunk...

 

took me like an hour to climb up the roof and i had to take a nap when i finally got up.

 

anyway, i heard screeching tires and watched one car shoot at another car, the shooters looped around the block and drove right by as the cops were interviewing the people who got shot at and hit the freeway.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well at my local yards theres always the typical bums sleepin and doin all kinda of krazy shit..., But the other day me and my boy were walkin and saw this guy on the ground sleepin on sum cardboard..We couldnt really tell if he was alive or sum but that modafuka looked scary as hell...He didnt moved at all ...it was kinda weird but hey whatever, we did our shit and then bounced....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

so much procrastination...

 

anyway. Painting a wall behind a chainlink, happens to be on side of a paintstore. A couple walks by, we shut up for a minute. Woman goes, "sniff sniff, HEY HONEY, WHATS THAT SMELL?" Dude says in the most condescending voice possible (like, you dumb bitch) "exhale.... ITS A PAAAIIINT STOOOORE".....

 

 

Yeah you dumbfuck like paintstores really stink like aerosol at 330 in the morning....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

went bombing as usual with the boys and we was in this park and my mate stood in human shit near a toilet door that was blocked off and it shot up his leg and we was all in stitches at him

 

erm another time me n my man toker went boming with my new 30mm otr n we got caught doin our last tag by this man in his car and he was like "so u gonna give me ur names" and we was like why u want our names for and he just goin on and on then my mate was mouthing back n then he called my mamte a dik head n drove off

 

antoher one we went boming yesterday with stencils aswell and we came across a granny shopper bike with the basket on the back and my mate jumped on it and we was riding it n he went up the path and bunny hopped the curb n the front wheel fell out lol

 

another one was was boming alone and i cam across a pram with a doll in it

 

and when i was in new york was boming in manhatten and went down the tube and this tramp pushed this women out into the tracks as the tube train was coming but i think she got bck before the train came didnt see all of it just seen the tramp push her into the tracks

Link to comment
Share on other sites

great thread...

 

one time i was out with my old crew about 8 years ago walking along the tracks hitting up overpasses and the backs of buildings... usual trackside shit... well we are all hitting up this overpass when i noticed a dude sitting on a rock watching us... i let out a lil whistle to get my boys attention and the dude was like "no its cool.. keep painting... i'm just hittin a bowl" so i finished my throw and walked up to him and started talking with him... i took a few hits off his bowl and waited for my boys to finish...as we are talking i noticed another writer over in the cut next to the post office doing a piece... saw it was this dude who used to write around this area who wrote "seva"... i didnt wanna bother him so we then walked down twards the metro station and strolled up on this building back... one of my boys walked up to it and POOF! spot lights, voices, sirens, etc, etc... so everyone started running and as i was running twards the tracks i tripped up on a rock and twisted my ankle, fell, busted my knee on the end of a railroad tie, busted my hip on the one track, and busted my chin on the other track... well we all know what happens when adrenaline is kickin... i get my broke ass up and start running lookin like i'm doin the 100 yard dash at the special olympics and run twards this chill spot we call 4 tunnels... well i hide out in there and catch my breath and i can hear the cops everywhere so i'm like "shit i gotta chill in here for a while untill its cool" so i'm sittin there and i hear what sounds like a dirt bike... so i'm like shit! more running... well the bike sounds like its getting closer and closer and then i see this thing coming right at me... adrenaline kicks in again but i'm so busted up i'm like screw it i cant run no more... the dude just roles past me as if i wasnt there, i'm like wtf?... next thing i know i see flash lights and voices and surely its the fuzz... i'm just like whatever i aint running... the one cop stops in front of me while the others run past and he asks me if i saw the guy on the bike toss anything when he rode thru... i said "no he just sped thru here" then the officer said thank you and started following the other running cops... i was amazed and shocked... i walked back to our meetup spot and everyone was there... i shared my story with them and we decided to crash out for the night... so we all went into the living room cracked open some beer and clicked on the tv wich happened to be on the news channel and had a helicopter camera following the guy on the dirtbike who was now on the highway being chased by patrol cars... supposedly the guy was seen robbing the store we were about to paint...

 

i know that was kinda long but that was a crazy night...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

i was bombing the top of this building with one of my locs, and we hear all this comotion in the parking lot..so we stop and look to see what the hell is going on..and next thing we know, we see about 30 asian people come scramblin out of this place, it was like 2:30 in the morn. we was like what the fuck, to this day i still dont know what the fuck happened.

 

 

i was hittin this building and a 5-0 pulls up and im like fuck!..being dumb, i grabbed my back and jetted..so im runnin like im tryin for the gold at the olympics..i turn past this building, and throw my shit in the bushes and i started to walk back to the corner of the building to see if the cop was chasin me, and CRAASH he smashes right into me..and im like FUCK IM DONE...he gets up..and he helps me up, and hes like..sorry sir..i was chasing a vandal..you see where he went, i was like uuuhhhh yeah..he jumped into a car..i didn't see the plates or nothin..he was like oh okay..thanks anyways..meanwhile my hand was covered in paint from over spray and shit..and he didn't even knowtice..hahaha

Link to comment
Share on other sites

i was once in this subway tunnel near this door that dudes hit up. it was pretty late so i started walking down the tunnel just me and two of my friends. after like five minutes we hear footsteps behind us. im liek oh shit stop. so we stop and i peak through to the other side of teh tracks and theres a subway guy with one of those reflective orange vests walking our way. he was looking down so he didnt see me looking at him. i come back and im like oh shit theres someone coming. we were far from teh door taht we came through so we pretty much just stood there because there was nothing we could do except deck teh guy if he saw us and the guy walked right by us about 2 feet away and didnt even notice us. we still cant get over it lol.

 

i guess its not seeing something crazy or weird but i think its a cool story 8-)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by fuck muni@Dec 16 2004, 08:19 PM

haahah those stories are weak...come to san francisco and try bombing for a few nights....then come back and post something

 

for sure, buy me a ticket and ill bomb till i pass out or get raped by crackheads!

 

ya gotta love it when people are just totally oblivious to your exsistence. in my town you can just ninja into one of our main yards and the guard barely notices whats going on cause dudes always busy watching porn and playing with himself haha.

 

yeah i hate the paranoia i get sometimes (mainly thanks to bud smoke) like walking down tracksides thru aussie bushland and hearing someone walking behind you. i swear i could always see someone lurking in the distance like i was in LOTR and gollum was out to jack me for my gear. also the fact that the most commonly found snake in these parts is one of the most deadly in the world can make you think twice before wandering thru grass to check out spots in the heat, you literally find these bastards in your backyard (sometimes house) and if you get bitten your pretty much fucked.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I was on a mission near Ealing Common the other day.

 

I was just loitering on my bike and i heard this really posh plum voice coming down the street. I turned round to have a gander and it was two short black blokes. Strange, i thought, you dont hear many black geezers talking like that.

 

So they walked past me and i clocked one of them, it was no other than Alfred the butler from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

 

He actually sounds like that in real life!

 

That made my day.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I was hitting this abandoned warehouse once and was there for about a half hour when i noticed a lot of gas cans cans and antifreeze jugs laying around. I didn't pay too much attention to them or the odd bottles and jars littering up the place. It wasn't untill I saw the coffee filters and tin foil that I realzed I was painting in a meth lab. I didn't bother to finish and got the fuck out.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

once when i was out at like 3:30 or 4 in the mornig and i saw this big black guy about 6'5 or so hitten up a fill in in this ally{the dude looked hella grimy}so i start to do a streak on this dumpster and desided i keep an eye out 4 him{he still hadnt seen me yet}then when he finished up he reached into his napsack and pulled out a small vile and a crack pipe and sat their looking at his shit smoken a rock then from the opiste end of the ally a nother person came walken down the ally aproached the guy and bought some rock .what a g a crack dealer that writes and goes to hit a spot and meet custerms at the same time.. not that crazey of a story but a funny one.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

last night i was out with a OTR and at like 2:00 in the morning i stopped into a donut place for a quick snack. im sitting there with some friends and this dude walks in and just sits at the back table tweakin out, scratchin his face and shit. then he got up and just stood by the counter not doing anything or buying anything for a good 20 minutes. he finally leaves and soon after so do we. we walk out the door and the dude is taking a piss in the phonebooth right outside the shop. it was fuckin weird.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

went for a bomb the other week with a few mates who dont write when we were all pissed.

 

bombed a bunch of shit.

 

found a bunch of gay and transvestite dvds sitting out the front of some guys house, non writing mates tore off his letterbox and yelled abuse.

 

i kept walking and bombing, cops rock up, i run and hide in the bush, fall off a little cliff (around 3meters so maybe 9-10feet??) see four more cop cars rock up, and chill till i get a phone call from my mates saying the cops questioned them and they said it was all the guy who ran off who they met at some party.

 

i lost 3 cans of paint that night :(

Link to comment
Share on other sites

i was once coming down this ladder off a roof and i jumped down the last couple rungs and i landed rigt on this homeless guy. he grunted and liek fell back asleep. i felt really bad...

 

i was hitting up this alley after a toxic narcotic(fucking sick punk band) show last week and these two punks who i saw at the show were fucking on a piss mattress. they watched me do some hands and then i was like ok continue and i walked off into teh night...

 

i once caught a homeless dude masturbating... i stilll feel sick when i think of it.

 

i passed by this gross old couch in an alley and there was at least 40 playboys layed on and around it. i counted...

 

 

my stories are lame :(

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


×
×
  • Create New...