Guest imported_b0b Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 I found a tortoise in a commuter train yard in south London once. I felt sorry for it, as it must have walked a long way to get there from the nearest houses, so I stuck it in the nearest workers hut so they could find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihatemanutd Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 :haha: whether its true or not,i do not fucking care.that story about the black guys breaking,rapping and spraying bad cracked me up good and proper :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerosolTerrorist Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Haha seems llike a good old school hip hop story to me.,but if its true thats some shit.ahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamtbh Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 lads, i hope you did actually get the joke... im staying optimistic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khartoum Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 my buddy and I saw some crackwhore in 7-11 walk in with a mini skirt about 6 inches below her cooter...she proceeded to walk over to the nacho machine and put her head under the cheese disposal piece and say "cheese, cheese" while cheese flowed out onto her face and into her mouth...during this time we all looked at her goods until her pimp came and scolded her and took her away... ...also we were in the D and in some abandoned building where we were on the fifth or sixth floor and looked down an elevator shaft...only to see some cars in the shaft...we still have no clue how they got there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Originally posted by SPORTO@Jan 9 2005, 04:27 PM This Some Seriously BAD sheeaat Yo Yo! This one time like way back when, in the mid 80's n'shit, I was at this NYC subway station, I cant remember which one, but remember fum'n cause I had'nt any paint with me, not even a pilot, cause this station was totally clean man, like it had just gotten a fresh lick pf paint. It was also deserted, I mean there was'nt even a bum n'shit, nothing man, in fact now that i think of it it was totally fuck'n weird, freaky shit man, but not a fucked up as what happened next! Outa nowhere this black dude wearing a leather jacket steps out from behind one of the pillars and starts walking towards me, real quick like, as he does so a second dude appears from behind a second pillar, then another. At this stage I'm like dude i'm outa here! Then, four more of these crazy dudes appear wearing deneim jackets with no sleaves and studed belts, all follwing the first black dude wearing the leather jacket. The fucked up thing is they are all kinda walking in some kinda sincronised steps, all these dudes looked like something outa 'The Warriors' movie. So anyways I jet through the station jump the turn buckle and turn around and see one guy jump clean over and do the splits in mid air. I'm now run'n up the steps towards the exit, but these dudes are behind me and swarm up the steps behind me in union. The gate is locked, I look around and the first guy is rap'n or singing or some shit and break'n, well kinda body pop'n and the dudes behind him are matching him move for move. At this stage i'm pulling at that gate, I figure their try'n freak me out with some kinda ritual dance shit, before they gimme a beat down! Suddenly this one guy pulls a can of paint outa his jacket and sprays BAD on the wall, I'm think'n this is some crazy new crew I aint never heard of. This dude on roller skates appears in front of their tag and starts try'n skate, but he aint moving, it was like he was on some kinda invisable treadmill. Just as I'm about to take a dump in my pants the gate jolts open, and I'm gone! As I'm running down the street I hear somebody shout 'Whos BAD?' but I was'nt hang'n around to find out who. Funny thing, is a couple months back I coulda sworn I saw the same dude that was wearing the leather jacket that night at the subway, on TV, standing on top of a Escalade outside a court waving to all these people. But it cant have been, the guy I saw was black. Quoted post its sounds like you were in the video for michael jackson,"who's bad"...hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graff goon Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Originally posted by ihatemanutd@Jan 11 2005, 12:40 PM :haha: whether its true or not,i do not fucking care.that story about the black guys breaking,rapping and spraying bad cracked me up good and proper :haha: Quoted post this is one of the funniest stories i ever heard :haha: :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Honestly? I saw this retarded dude driving a power scooter in the rain at 3am, no lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Originally posted by Coffee@Jan 14 2005, 03:33 PM Honestly? I saw this retarded dude driving a power scooter in the rain at 3am, no lie Quoted post youll see the craziest shit at 3am if you just keep your eyes open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 I remember once in San francisco i leave my cousins house to go check on my car, because my cousin lives on mission st some dangerous Norte' shit goes on up there, any ways around the corner from my cousins his is a spanish market, its like 1230 am so everything is closed, behind the spanish super market is just this big blank brick wall, and i had some cans in my trunk so i decide to write, i check to my left while im spraying because thats the way i came in and id see anybody who was passing by, all the sudden while im spraying i hear a fight, so i finish up and look around the corner to see whats going on because its getting louder all the sudden i see like 20 norte's surronding link one crip and they beat his ass, then they see me across the street from them and they start runing towards me, my first reaction was to throw my three cans as hard as i fucking can at the rushing mob im sure i hit someone because i hear a scream and then i hear "Im gonna fuck you up nigga" so im running so fast that my eyes are watering because its cold too. finaly i get up to filmore street, by now they got into some cars to look for my ass, those who live in sanfransisco know that White shirts basicaly run fillmore, so then i wait out for an hour and catch a bus back to my cousins house, crazy shit, i wish i had saw a crackhead instead of almost getting this asswoopin. On a diffrent incident way befor this one, i was throwin over a cable box a few blocks from my house, i get the shit scard outta me when this pale skinny white guy ask me if i had any weed on me, i dont know why he asked, but i look at him and i say "nigga theres only two things i get high on, life and sprayin, and right now im high on both" he says "oh, so you got weed right?" then i go home and finish my werk the next night. true story kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tEkRoCkS Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 ive seen junkies shooting up on amtrack, whores getting beat down,people liting cars on fire i could go on for a minute but ill stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 i wasnt painting but yesterday i was walking on Woodward by the university and right there was a bum sitting in a doorway smoking rocks. Like it was nothing. Ive found people sleeping in an abandoned car in the alley behind my house. Used condoms and wrappers all over the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doer5*crew Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 This isnt weird or nothing but one time i was walkin around and hittin some marker tags and throwups when this this group of bums walk up to me and trys to get me to buy a telescopic fishing pole from them so i was like hell no. Then as they were walking off this women bum who was walking wit them just tripped and fell flat on her face. I swear to god that was the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life. :haha: also one time i was paintin under a tunnel wit my friend and when we were crossing to the other side of the tunnel i didnt tell him how the ledge drops off so he walked right off it and ended up falling into a river.he had his cell phone and a shit load of markers in his pockets too. :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droptheknife Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Originally posted by isor357@Jan 15 2005, 05:00 PM Used condoms and wrappers all over the ground Quoted post jesus that is crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOTREL Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Originally posted by GEEB@Jan 15 2005, 07:04 AM I remember once in San francisco i leave my cousins house to go check on my car, because my cousin lives on mission st some dangerous Norte' shit goes on up there, any ways around the corner from my cousins his is a spanish market, its like 1230 am so everything is closed, behind the spanish super market is just this big blank brick wall, and i had some cans in my trunk so i decide to write, i check to my left while im spraying because thats the way i came in and id see anybody who was passing by, all the sudden while im spraying i hear a fight, so i finish up and look around the corner to see whats going on because its getting louder all the sudden i see like 20 norte's surronding link one crip and they beat his ass, then they see me across the street from them and they start runing towards me, my first reaction was to throw my three cans as hard as i fucking can at the rushing mob im sure i hit someone because i hear a scream and then i hear "Im gonna fuck you up nigga" so im running so fast that my eyes are watering because its cold too. finaly i get up to filmore street, by now they got into some cars to look for my ass, those who live in sanfransisco know that White shirts basicaly run fillmore, so then i wait out for an hour and catch a bus back to my cousins house, crazy shit, i wish i had saw a crackhead instead of almost getting this asswoopin. On a diffrent incident way befor this one, i was throwin over a cable box a few blocks from my house, i get the shit scard outta me when this pale skinny white guy ask me if i had any weed on me, i dont know why he asked, but i look at him and i say "nigga theres only two things i get high on, life and sprayin, and right now im high on both" he says "oh, so you got weed right?" then i go home and finish my werk the next night. true story kids Quoted post Look homey i aint tryin to clown but your first story has some geographical problems in it. you say started on mission near some mexicano super mart then you ran all the way to the the Mo.where there are white shirts ....you mean FillMore Mob??? look here man even if you were on lets say 14th or 15th you would have to run up hill cross market then run uphill again across haight and then into the Mo.to do this you would have to be A)jessy fuckin owens b)high as hell off crank c)full off shit and have no idea what your talkin about the closest you could have been would have been church and that still to the Moe is a hell of a run and there aint no north side fools up there, thats all white folks and gays.If you saw a Suro (frisko aint got no crips less they samoan) getting stomped you were way to deep in the mission to have made that run with out getting bagged.sorry homey i aint trying to pull your card but i Know the Sko and that shit dont add up.thats like saying you went to Double Rock didnt know nobody there bought a sack and didnt get robbed...very highly unlikely to happen!anybody from 415 turf can back me on that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 im talking about ocean and mission, it about a 20 or 30block run, i also said they got into cars, which is what kept me running for so long, i wasnt talking about a short jog from an ass whoopin, this was a man hunt. just ask the mexicans, yes i ran 8 miles if you were wondering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Ocean and Mission to Fillmore street... "20 or 30 block run?" This is a map of san francisco. This is assuming you ran in a straight line through HALF THE FUCKING CITY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 fine then, i didnt run ALL the way to fillmore, i actually ran from ocean and mission down to Cayuga, but the part about almost getting my ass kicked IS true, geez you guys really know how to ruin a good story, a little fantasy never hurt anyone eh? hahahaha...hehe..ahem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOTREL Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 hey mang all im saying is there is a reason its called sucka free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droptheknife Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Originally posted by GEEB@Feb 15 2005, 05:57 AM fine then, i didnt run ALL the way to fillmore, i actually ran from ocean and mission down to Cayuga, but the part about almost getting my ass kicked IS true, geez you guys really know how to ruin a good story, a little fantasy never hurt anyone eh? hahahaha...hehe..ahem. Quoted post So basically you were chatting shite and got found out. :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Originally posted by GEEB@Feb 14 2005, 09:57 PM fine then, i didnt run ALL the way to fillmore, i actually ran from ocean and mission down to Cayuga, but the part about almost getting my ass kicked IS true, geez you guys really know how to ruin a good story, a little fantasy never hurt anyone eh? hahahaha...hehe..ahem. Quoted post Why niggaz gotta lie off a simple story..Shit you prolly lyin bout the whole bombin shit..Nigga u were just prolly all blued up and Nortenos just wanted to beat your ass...Since you were at it..You should've said you whooped on all them 20 niggaz... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 Originally posted by SKOTREL@Feb 14 2005, 11:07 PM hey mang all im saying is there is a reason its called sucka free Quoted post Yes. Thank you for providing some clarification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 yea too bad i was out fighting evil and saving the world at the time from the reincarnation of hitler, otherwise i wouldve told the story a little diffrent. no homo man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOTREL Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 HAHAHAHA...well you know CA im just a one man doing my part for the cause. :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linomotron Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Awhile back me and my boy were bombing under a bridge. We got bored and decided to walk around and see if there was anything else to hit up. As we are walking through this wooded area we notice an abandoned boxcar to the side of the tracks and decide to hit it up. While my boy is busy painting I jump inside the car to see if there is anything "cool". Entering the boxcar I notice a fairly new math textbook lying on the floor. I picked up the book and found out it belonged to a girl. As soon as I pick up the book a couple Polaroids fell out of the book. I picked up the Polaroids and saw something really disturbing. One of the photos was of a girl, she was young and was probably the owner of the textbook. She had a very strange appearance and her clothes were dirty. The second photo was the most bizarre because it was picture of her arm and it had bite marks and was very bloody. The arm looked like it had been gnawed. After seeing this I totally freaked out and dipped out the car. I've gone back in the boxcar a couple times but the textbook and pictures are all gone now.. On a lighter note, I always see people getting it on too whenever I go out to paint. This one time I was painting and this car pulled up like 20 feet away from me. I was behind some bushes so they didn't see me. I could see the girl's head going up and down in the car. so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sMaLLzOnE Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Not a "bombing" story. I was once getting paint in the 212 (Manhattan) and some weird ass mother fucker walked by and was meowing, no sign of it being a joke. Guy was straight wacked off his face. He did a pretty good "meow" too, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Originally posted by Linomotron@Feb 17 2005, 12:20 AM On a lighter note, I always see people getting it on too whenever I go out to paint. This one time I was painting and this car pulled up like 20 feet away from me. I was behind some bushes so they didn't see me. I could see the girl's head going up and down in the car. so funny Quoted post Im always seeing this shit, theres this yard out here, its in the industrial side of town where theres abandoned buildings and shit. Anyways me and my boys are walking toward the spot when i see this car parked and some dude just sitting there when we come up the side we see this nasty looking whore wipe her lips and some old gezer zip up his pants, shit was foul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th3_monk Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 :biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easydoesit.. Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 well this is a shorty but a nut-checker........well my boy wus cappen this nigga who wunted to claim his name....so while he wus doing his stuff i wus going around the block in his car.....when i wus headen back i crepped up by where he wus at....and outa no where this cop rolls by in front of us....we were on tha side street and the cop wus on the street in front of the side street......so my boy duct down and i started to slowly drive to the street where the cop passed by.....good thing there wus a red light at the time......so shyt wus he just passed by and didnt even glance our way....i thought we were busted but we werent....so my boy just finished capppen and we were gone.....we endend up cappen this other tagg that guy had did on the same street where the cop passed by.........................more better shyt to come.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 bad story/retarded english. you lose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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