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YOU MOTHER FUCKERS YOU!

YO ITS 8ONUUS BACK IN THIS SHIT.

HOW THE FUCK YALL LET THIS SHIT DIE?

FUCK IT

ITS FRIDAY NIGHT

MAD PLANS FELL THROUGH SO IM TOKED UP DRINKING YUUELING AND TEQUILA WHILE I DO LAUNDRY AND CLEAN THE CRIB.

IN TRUTH NOW...I HAD NO PLANS, I SWITCHED TO VERIZON AND AINT NOONE KNOW MY KNEW JOINT CEPT A FEW CATS AND IM ACTUALLY ENJOYING HAVING CELL PHONE THAT AINT ALL DAY BLOWN UP BY DUMB BITCHES AND HOMIES, AND I LOST THE NEXTEL IN A PAINTING RELATED CATASTROPHRE SO THATS THAT, BUT CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!

HERES HOW IM ON THAT YUELING SHIT.

MY PHOTO TEACHER/MENTOR KNOWS I WRITE AND SHIT CAUSE SHES IN TO THAT SHIT, SHES MAD COOL LIKE 53 YEARS OLD BUT I SWEAR IF IT WAS POSSIBLE I WOULD FUCK HER PERSONALITY. SHE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS GALLERY GRAFFITI HIP HOP EXTROIDINAIRE SHIT THAT WAS GOING DOWN, I AINT ONE FOR ART SHOWS AND SHIT BUT HERES WHY I WENT

1. 2 OF MY BOYS WERE IN IT (COINSIDENTALY THE ONLY TWO THINS WORTH LOOKING AT)

2. IT WAS SPONSERED BY ONE OF THE SHOOLS IM TRYING TO GET INTO, I FIGURED IT WOULD BE WORTH CHECKING OUT AND SHIT.

3. FREE BEER, AND THATS HOW I GOT PUT ON THE YUELING SHIT.

 

HERE IS ANOTHER THING I DISCOVERED THERE:

HIPSTER DJS SHOULD ALL BE SHOT

SRAIGHT UP

DROP THOSE HONKEYS

THAT SHIT WAS PLAYING ALL NIGHT AND IT SUCKED MY FAT HAWAIIAN BALL SACK.

ALSO..

WHILE THE WHOLE HIPSTER EMO JOINT IS MAD GAY, THEY SEEM TO HAVE A HEAVY INVENTORY OF TOP NOTCH PUSSY, IF I GO TO THIS ART SCHOOL I AM GOING TO FUCK EVERYTHING IN SIGHT. WORD TO GOD I AM GOING TO BE FAMOUS UP IN THAT SHIT. GOD DAMN.

 

YOU MIGHT BE ASKING YOUR SELF...WHY THE FUCK IS HE TELLING ME THIS, WHAT IS THE POINT? AND WHY HE USING ALL CAPS?

 

HERE IS THE ANSWER:

 

OK DUDE COMES IN THE APARTMENT RIGHT AND SEES HIS WIFE IN BED NAKED WITH THE LUBE OUT AND EVERYTHING, HE STARTS LOOKING AROUND FOR THE DUDE, THIS BITCH HAS BEEN CHEATING FO SHO!

 

HE SEE A DUDES HANDS ON THE EDGE OF THE BALCONY...AH HA

SO HE STOMPS DUDES HANDS

DUDE FALLS

BUT CTCHES THE NEXT BALCONY BELOW

 

SO HOMIE GOES AND GETS THE FRIDGE AND DROPS IT ON HIM

 

NEXT SCENE IS AT THE GATYES WITH OL ST. PETER BUT TODAY HEAVEN IS MAD FULL SO THEY ONLY LETTING IN PEOPLE WHO DIED UUNDER ABNORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES.

SO...

DUDE WALKS UP AND TELLS ST. PETER:

"OK, I WAS GRILLIN ON MY BALCONY, SLIPPED ON SOME GREASE AND FELL OFF, I CAUGHT THE NEXT BALCONY BELOW AND THEN SOME GUY STOMPS MY HANDS SO I FALL AGAIN AND CATCH THE NEXT ONE BELOW...THEN THIS NIGGA THREW A FRIDGE AT ME!!!

 

 

PETER LETS HIM IN AND HOMIE WALKS UP AND SAYS:

 

"UM...YEAH...SO I KNIDA THREW MY FRIDGE OFF MY BALCONY AND THE CORD WRAPPED AROUND MY LEG AND PULLED ME WITH IT.

 

PETER SAYS:

WELL I GUESS THATS PRETTY WIERD..OK GO IN"

THEN BILL CLINTON WALKS UP AND SAYS

 

"OK PICTURE THIS IF YOU CAN.....IM SITTIN INSIDE A FRIDGE RIGHT......

 

PEACE!

^o^

4LIFE BITCHES.

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Pigs copped afadavits after we left the gun show

So we hopped flights to get lost in paradise like Don Ho

come close? to the almighty KB? never that

catching cats, with clever raps

Knightbat jesus pieces hang low when we blessin tracks..

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Subject: Tongue Twisters

 

 

 

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits

down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has

a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both

have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

 

The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister

accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde

with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of

saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like

two pickets to Tittsburgh'. so she socked me a good one."

 

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue

twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife,

"Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey." But I accidentally said,

"You ruined my life you evil, self centered, fat assed, bitch."

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Jan 18 2006, 08:25 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Jan 18 2006, 08:25 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-dumy@Dec 20 2005, 12:28 AM

sorry about your camera suge

 

 

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"FUCK YOU TALKIN BOUT? YOU BROKE MY CAMERA NIGGA? YOU WANNA GET EXTORTED?"

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HAHAHA this had me rolling^^!!

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