the_gooch Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 wow!!! gooser can i see your tits??? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 :haha: :haha: :haha: i am SO glad you deleted my picture that day glik... thanks bro... im in the clear... i think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 cracksmoka, you got mail, that 12oz sex change is the hottest shit since toast hah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 got it why... joe cool huh? :haha: it'll probably come your way during the upcoming week, ill give ya a heads up... i want hail up in that piece though aight? matter of fact i want to get all the bats up in my passaround book... who else will get down for the underground book session via usps, "free matter for the blind" old school 12oz stees..... :ballcap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 haha joe cool you know it hahah, iite ill see what i can do bout hail, is it alright if i get one of my boys up in it too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 yea no prob bro... just dont let it get out of your site..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Originally posted by cracksmoka@Dec 2 2004, 07:33 PM i am SO glad you deleted my picture that day glik... Quoted post So it WAS you!?! :burn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 oh iight definatly, ill keep it safe and sound or whatever that saying is.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Originally posted by LaCosaNostra+Dec 2 2004, 10:35 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LaCosaNostra - Dec 2 2004, 10:35 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-cracksmoka@Dec 2 2004, 07:33 PM i am SO glad you deleted my picture that day glik... Quoted post So it WAS you!?! :burn: Quoted post [/b] before my horribly disfiguring accident yes, no it wasnt...? yes it was me... my girl took it so that is why it was on some feminine mannerism gay-looking shit... she was beig girlfriendlyish when she was takin it tryin to get me to smile and shit... and i was like "NO HOE! im gangsta! i dont smile fo no bitches!!! then she made a comment about merkin somebody and it got me all giddy and shit... im SO thorough... :nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 a son walks up to his father... -dad, whats the difference between potential and actual? -well son heres what you do... go ask your mother your brother and your sister if they would fuck brad pitt for a million dollars... then come back... (the son walks away to ask the rest of his family his ?'s) -...well son what they say? - well pop, mom said she would do it, sis didnt even hesitate, she said of course she'd do it. And bobby had to think about it for a second but he said he would too... but i dont get how that answers my question... -well son, POTENTIALLY were sittin on $3 million dollars, but ACTUALLY were livin with 2 whores and a fagott......... this is a joke i posted in the offensive jokes thread, I thought it was funny anyway... somethin for yall to read... sorry to all our gay and bi bats no offense.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 anyone listen to lodeck? dude's out of control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 whats up with this myspace crap? do the bats have a cave thurr? why is it so slow on here tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 myspace is the next cocaine......anyone sketch anything new? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Learn to spell, we're Faggots, not fagotts. I'm glad tomorrow is Friday. Oh man, y'all have no fucking idea of how awkward changing for gym class is for me. I'll be there changing, trying not to look around (which is difficult) too much when the piercing scream of the Special Ed gym teacher rings through the locker room and I find 2 mostly naked kids with down syndrome 18" away from my face. The coaches are actually the most mature, sensible adults in the school [if you discount Skeletor, the woman who bears a striking resemblance to a snapping turtle]. You can't even start to dislike a guy who wears sweatpants to work every day and plays hair metal in the weight room. How can you fuck with the faculty advisor for the GSA? For real, the coaches are pretty cool and this is coming from someone who absolutely hates phys ed. The actual gym class is really crappy. I am not athletic. I do not play sports, I do not watch sports, and I could really give a rat's ass about the Basket-brawl. Hence, the 20 minute lecture on sportsmanship was somewhat lost on me, but a welcome diversion from actual movement. How do you play basketball with a 5 foot tall mongoloid? What does an almost-blind (20-1000 vision) kid do when we're playing tennis? How does someone in a wheelchair play badmintion? Inquiring minds want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 i am happy tommorow is friday also...and i havent gone to gym for like 3 classes, i duno if i will go tommorow...'only time can tell' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Originally posted by cracksmoka@Dec 3 2004, 01:20 AM already saw it... classic... Quoted post mmmmm you look so delicious, whats under that nitey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Originally posted by Nekro@Dec 2 2004, 10:04 PM Learn to spell, we're Faggots, not fagotts. I'm glad tomorrow is Friday. Oh man, y'all have no fucking idea of how awkward changing for gym class is for me. I'll be there changing, trying not to look around (which is difficult) too much when the piercing scream of the Special Ed gym teacher rings through the locker room and I find 2 mostly naked kids with down syndrome 18" away from my face. The coaches are actually the most mature, sensible adults in the school [if you discount Skeletor, the woman who bears a striking resemblance to a snapping turtle]. You can't even start to dislike a guy who wears sweatpants to work every day and plays hair metal in the weight room. How can you fuck with the faculty advisor for the GSA? For real, the coaches are pretty cool and this is coming from someone who absolutely hates phys ed. The actual gym class is really crappy. I am not athletic. I do not play sports, I do not watch sports, and I could really give a rat's ass about the Basket-brawl. Hence, the 20 minute lecture on sportsmanship was somewhat lost on me, but a welcome diversion from actual movement. How do you play basketball with a 5 foot tall mongoloid? What does an almost-blind (20-1000 vision) kid do when we're playing tennis? How does someone in a wheelchair play badmintion? Inquiring minds want to know. Quoted post What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 ^pressumebly something thats been snipped.... really do we have some circle on myspace or something? i just registered, i dont think i like it though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted December 3, 2004 Author Share Posted December 3, 2004 i think Nekro should start a queer eye fot the 12oz guys thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 ohh, ohh, i need a makeover, im still rockkin zcavs and nike windbreakers.... :innocent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Originally posted by iquit@Dec 2 2004, 09:21 PM i think Nekro should start a queer eye fot the 12oz guys thread. Quoted post i was thinking the same thing the other day, i think it would have potential for a good thread or like on chappelles show, "ask a gay dude" type thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted December 3, 2004 Author Share Posted December 3, 2004 yes exactly. and there should also be a hetero ubertones thread for when he slips up and sounds straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 i just ate too many cookies. :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted December 3, 2004 Author Share Posted December 3, 2004 i was just looking on myspace, at a friend of a friends list of friends. and... they all suck. and it gave me a great idea for a novel i'm going to write. i've always wanted to try to write something. now i have a topic. maybe it'll be a short story tho. writing a novel seems like a very daunting task. ok well the idea is this. there's a serial killer killing all these random people. but he always leaves his trademark at the murder scene. i'm not sure what his trademark is yet... we'll get back to that. sometimes the killer kills a whole group of friends. sometimes its just one random person. but the Feds know it's the same killer, because of his trademark at the scene. so the feds are trying to figure out the killers pattern. and the main FBI guy is... no wait... i want the main character to be a chick. yeah, an FBI chick. Agent Gatita. so by day, Agent Gatita is a Fed. but by night, she's a horny cybersex addict. one night, while Agent Gatita is having an erotic chat with a dude she met on myspace, she realizes something! oh wait... i have to get back to the killer's trademark now or that won't make any sense... ummmmmm.... shit i really haven't thought this through... ok wait, everytime the killer merks someone, he carves the words, "COOL NEW PEOPLE" into their flesh. that's his trademark. ok so back to agent gatita fingerblasting herself... you see, agent gataita always thought that the "COOL NEW PEOPLE" thing rang a bell. but she couldn't really figure it out. then, she's cybering it up with this myspace dude. and it hits her. it's staring her right in the fucking face. "COOL NEW PEOPLE" the killer is trying to merk all the people on someones friends list! i'm not sure why yet. maybe the killer invited some chick to be on his friend list and she denied and he decided to merk all of her loved ones as revenge. and then agent gatita catches the bad guy. i'm not sure how yet. and then she tells everyone that she owed it all to masturbating on the internet. what do you guys think? i know it's a little rough arounf the edges but i think it has real potential. *any names of persons in this story existing in real life are purely coincidental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 iquitter bitter. I love you. Im half drunk, and I wont be going to bed tonite courtesy of all the work I have to do. Yayaaaaaaah. but I will fit in masturbating.. I mean... looking for the serial killer somewhere in my schedule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 so.. i dont know when i decided it was a good idea to come home after school and sleep for three hours, before i had to go to bed for the night. i hafta be up in a little less then four hours for school (orientation at a hospital we're volunteering at, which isnt voluntary by any means), and i'm bouncing off the walls. I updated my myspace page with two exciting new banners. Go look! now.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Originally posted by iquit@Dec 3 2004, 12:36 AM i was just looking on myspace, at a friend of a friends list of friends. and... they all suck. and it gave me a great idea for a novel i'm going to write. i've always wanted to try to write something. now i have a topic. maybe it'll be a short story tho. writing a novel seems like a very daunting task. ok well the idea is this. there's a serial killer killing all these random people. but he always leaves his trademark at the murder scene. i'm not sure what his trademark is yet... we'll get back to that. sometimes the killer kills a whole group of friends. sometimes its just one random person. but the Feds know it's the same killer, because of his trademark at the scene. so the feds are trying to figure out the killers pattern. and the main FBI guy is... no wait... i want the main character to be a chick. yeah, an FBI chick. Agent Gatita. so by day, Agent Gatita is a Fed. but by night, she's a horny cybersex addict. one night, while Agent Gatita is having an erotic chat with a dude she met on myspace, she realizes something! oh wait... i have to get back to the killer's trademark now or that won't make any sense... ummmmmm.... shit i really haven't thought this through... ok wait, everytime the killer merks someone, he carves the words, "COOL NEW PEOPLE" into their flesh. that's his trademark. ok so back to agent gatita fingerblasting herself... you see, agent gataita always thought that the "COOL NEW PEOPLE" thing rang a bell. but she couldn't really figure it out. then, she's cybering it up with this myspace dude. and it hits her. it's staring her right in the fucking face. "COOL NEW PEOPLE" the killer is trying to merk all the people on someones friends list! i'm not sure why yet. maybe the killer invited some chick to be on his friend list and she denied and he decided to merk all of her loved ones as revenge. and then agent gatita catches the bad guy. i'm not sure how yet. and then she tells everyone that she owed it all to masturbating on the internet. what do you guys think? i know it's a little rough arounf the edges but i think it has real potential. *any names of persons in this story existing in real life are purely coincidental. Quoted post It's alright but it lacks substance. Have you cosidered working masturbation into the script? A lot of people think films are handled by lawyers and production companies these days, the fact of the matter is the entire modern film industry is built on masturbation. You might want to consider that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 ill just wait for the movie to come out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 One "Ask a Gay Dude" thread, coming right up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 off to work. ^0^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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