T=E=A=S=E Posted April 13, 2004 Author Share Posted April 13, 2004 id make me a MOD on 12ozola... :lol: :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Originally posted by Milton I would legalize the good stuff. Actually I would make all drugs legal, if people want to fuck up their bodies/lives more power to them. And that way drugs could be taxed. i'd do this as well. not that i'm a drug user, but it would free up alot of space in jails. the only catch would be that to be eligable for unemployment/heathcare or any other taxpayer funded service you must first pass a drug test. we're not paying for you to sit on your ass and get stoned, or to stick you in the hospital when you o.d. but in all seriousness, i'd shoot myself in the face before i would take a job in office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 halarious thread! halarious!! Vanity gets my vote so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownbread? Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 i second that mr.ABC. if i became president i would first find ways to make the US more self reliant. This way we wouldn't have to hassle or invade other countries for resources and this would also lower unemployment. Second, i would minimize America's involvement in world affairs and tighten our borders so that we'd be able to solve have our own little mess at home instead of creating more of a mess by poking our noses into to other people's problems.Last, I'd create a more challenging education system, make prisoners do all the sweatshop jobs, and create some mental wellness clinic (like church) which everybody would have to go to every month or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 i'd pass a law where no one is allowed to ride on chrome rims unless they are larger than 20 inches and spin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC we're not paying for you to sit on your ass and get stoned, or to stick you in the hospital when you o.d. damn...what would the world be like if u couldnt sit on ur ass high as fuck and get paid for it :cry2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 and i would give free medi-care for every citizen.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 bump. Vanity 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Lower the god d@mmmm gas prices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 yeah, no shit, BigBlue, regular unleaded is $2.05 and premium is 2.25. this shit has got to stop! :hatred: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 FIRST! (reply on the second page) :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by BIGBLUE Lower the god d@mmmm gas prices i got some sad news for you, friend.... keep dreaming :lol: gas prices ain't going anywhere but up up up and away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by garcia_vega if i were the president, i would do...... 2 chics at the same time.* *please rewatch office space if this doesn't make sense to you. No, that was if he had a million dollars, I think YOU need to watch affice space one more time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E -id make it mandatory to get the death penalty if you rape a girl... -skip most trials, and put them to death. (especially blacks) :lol: jk. -i to would empty jails, and drop them off in iraq and all those other countries with bigtime problems... :lol: :king: :idea: YOU'D PROBABLY BE DEAD BY NOW ISNT THAT HOW YOU GET MOST OF YOUR GIRLS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 i'd nuke iraq.....or get out now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravek Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 poop i'd poop on my neighbor's lawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood.face. Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 i'd fucking punch tease in the fucking face......fucking tease.....all fucking down with the whole fucking "i'm tease" fucking bullshit fucking tease fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 13, 2004 Author Share Posted May 13, 2004 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK ISNT THAT HOW YOU GET MOST OF YOUR GIRLS? cant rape the willing, cuh... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 13, 2004 Author Share Posted May 13, 2004 Originally posted by blood.face. i'd fucking punch tease in the fucking face......fucking tease.....all fucking down with the whole fucking "i'm tease" fucking bullshit fucking tease fuck :huh?: :huh2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 1. If i was prsident, The very first thing i would do is set up very stiff regulations for faceless corporate giants.. EG, Home Depot, WalMart.. 2. Require all airport personel to racially profile and sterotype everyone that boards planes.. Look at israel, they now participate in this method and havent had an incident in decades (before it was active) this stupid crap about random checking bags is ridiculously stupid. 3. Ban Ryan Seacrest and Clay Aiken from ever appearing in public. / for pres in 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 13, 2004 Author Share Posted May 13, 2004 Originally posted by Telo 1. If i was prsident, The very first thing i would do is set up very stiff regulations for faceless corporate giants.. EG, Home Depot, WalMart.. i hate people who hate on bigtime corporations... walmart, home depot, windows, dell, etc... if it wasnt for companies like them we'd be years behind where we are now. dont hate...appreciate. /cant knock the hustle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 id make pimpin look easy,wait i already do...:cool: word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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