Guest imported_Europe Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Im not bringing any friends on here. They would get to know my deepest secrests and shit, I keep that stuff for my e-friends... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by Europe Im not bringing any friends on here. They would get to know my deepest secrests and shit, I keep that stuff for my e-friends... can i be yer e friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I R NET GANG Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 i write graffiti so that is somthing most people dont do so i can help you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 why do people put trees in their houses for christmas? are there aliens out there? and what happens when you die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by why write? why do people put trees in their houses for christmas? are there aliens out there? and what happens when you die? my friends are on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by why write? why do people put trees in their houses for christmas? it represents an erect and fertile penis. always a great birthday present for the messiah are there aliens out there? no what happens when you die? your muscles relax and you shit yourself. then you rot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 a punk rock friend of mine told me how, when confronted with a police horse, you can hold a carrot by the horses nose, and lead him around, only you have to protect your face. also if you cover a charging horse's eyes, it will spook and rear up or buck the rider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC it represents an erect and fertile penis. always a great birthday present for the messiah no your muscles relax and you shit yourself. then you rot i dont know if me and abc are friends, but he nailed it for ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by onesecondple i dont know if me and abc are friends, but he nailed it for ya niggah please, you know we be niggas. nigga! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC niggah please, you know we be niggas. nigga! damn nukka, damn, hahhhahahhah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 i'm seeing a lawyer, so law advice would be contribution to this fun game of Bill's bastardized barterting bonanza. Oh and i know various electricians. I can get your _____ rewired for a case of beer. *edit. seeing lawyers, still can't spell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 i have a friend thats an ocean micro biologist... incase you want some... i dont know what the hell he does all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Originally posted by caL i dont know what the hell he does all day. he has sex with dolphins in their blowhole. time to get new friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 sorry, seeks...i'm voting for dean. sounds like a pretty interesting way to get a hook-up...notice that the part about the chicks was a bit longer than finding people of knowledge to contribute to the 12oz knowledge base...hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 btw: recruiting commenced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 my friends are either douchebags or drunks i like the drunks but they are worthless info wise unless you want to know how to lay epoxy flooring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Originally posted by When my friends are either douchebags or drunks i like the drunks but they are worthless info wise unless you want to know how to lay epoxy flooring or drink of course....right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 my friends are nerds, chemistry heads, computer geeks, writers, etc, etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Originally posted by onesecondple or drink of course....right? i could bring that knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Originally posted by When unless you want to know how to lay epoxy flooring I've got an old tree trunk that has been carved into a table..I've been thinking about laying epoxy on top of it to help keep it together...does that epoxy knowledge go beyond flooring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 my friends are all drunk, graf writers, bicyclists, and drug administrators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 I'll mention it to acouple people... actually no.. I don't want people to give me messages on here like "hey iloveboxcars, let's go to the cinema tonight" .. yeah, fuck that.. nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 Dad's a dentist and has a great personality, but his manbreasts leave a lot to be desired. Maybe that would be an issue between you two. Then there's my best friend, who has absolutely gorgeous breasts, is rich as fuck (has a private airplane for when she feels like having lunch in the Dominican Republic and be back by 5:00), and is pretty fun to be around (for limited amounts of time). She is, however, particularly useless for anything else, especially dentistry. Decisions, decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 31, 2004 Author Share Posted January 31, 2004 um, mams....private plane? HELLOOOOOO. can you talk her into swooping up here and copping me an hesh? cause im saying, that sounds like the kind of friend we need. a 'uniter', not a 'divider'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 http://www.duckdown.com/artists/heltahskeltah_photo.jpg'> "telephone, tell-a-friend, telemundo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 well i dont know if this helps any seeks, but the mayor of Detroit has a outstanding 600$ payment on his Detroit News subscription.. He has 16 papers delivered to him daily.. Just a fun fact that i found out last night from a pal thats "all up in there"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bEka Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 Originally posted by why write? why do people put trees in their houses for christmas? are there aliens out there? and what happens when you die? in the 7th century, a monk from devonshire went to germany to teach the 'word of god'. he used the triangular shape of the fir tree to describe the holy trinity of god. the converted people began to revere the fir tree as god's tree. by the 12th century it was being hung upside-down from ceilings at christmastime.. no you rot in the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC he has sex with dolphins in their blowhole. time to get new friends lol, i plan to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 Originally posted by SteveAustin I've got an old tree trunk that has been carved into a table..I've been thinking about laying epoxy on top of it to help keep it together...does that epoxy knowledge go beyond flooring? probably not. unless a tree trunk table means a parking garage or factory floor ha im sure you could coat it with a thick epoxy resin though why not right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted January 31, 2004 Share Posted January 31, 2004 Originally posted by seeking yeah, but can you find someone knowledgable that also has spectacular breasts? Possible they exist, but the chances of you or I finding them and bringing them to 12izzy, is just like the chances of Charlie's Angels Full Throttle happening in real life, far fetched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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