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ZENYTH.ASP

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http://engrish.com

 

1. On a blanket - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

 

2. On a shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

 

3. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT

POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT.

WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

 

4. On a kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

 

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that site is halarious....ive always had a facination with japanese peoples facination with american culture....i think it all started back when the platform shoe craze took over japan except they stepped it up a few inches so they had all these girls breaking their ankles due to these huge platform shoes....i think to this day that was probably the funniest news story i ever heard....

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

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Guest imported_SecretAgentX9

that junk is hirarious

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Guest bug

i wanna see how you guys do learning to speak japanese, its' not easy, a lot of literal translations don't make sense into english. dumb white people. look at the guy misPantalonesEsEnfuego, anyone with one semester of spanish would know that's grammatically incorrect.

oh well, i shouldn't bitch, i thought the site was funny. i also make money writing papers for japanese exchange students and i put gramatical errors in on purpose. the site will give me ideas on what mistakes to make.

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Ooooooooooooh SHIT, that website is funny. My favorite was the middle aged woman walking her elderly mother into a store wearing a shirt that said "just fuckin' around." Or the 8 year old boy wearing the shirt that said "Future F.A.G." hehe. good site.

 

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Originally posted by bug:

look at the guy misPantalonesEsEnfuego, anyone with one semester of spanish would know that's grammatically incorrect.

 

First of all man, your retarded, that isnt even his screen name, its misPantalonesEstaenfuegas, i belive, it sosmething like that. But whatever it is, its correct grammar.

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damn no spanish discussion ahh!! i have to go to school in like a month nooo!!

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Guest SPLINTER

actuall that MisPantalones guys' name is grammatically wrong. dont gimme youre ive been in spanish 1 and 2 shit either. ive been to spanish 15 as in ive known it all my life. webster is it wrong or what?

 

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I used to be a A+R Rep for a small independent record label and one time I recieved a demo from a Japanese band. In the letter they said

 

"Your label is so kick my ass"

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Guest bug

the correct way to say it would be mispantalonesESTANenfuego. thank you

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OH DESU NEH!!!

all party for all time. forever.

we dance with crying hearts.

Serve cold taste good.

Serve child taste better!

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