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Guest uncle-boy

word to that effyoo.

 

i was all hyped to see an new episode last week, then they went and played jurassic park.

 

those dirty bastards better hook it up, PROPER!

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Guest uncle-boy

hey rags....

 

when you gonna git down here?

 

ps. tonite is being adorned by breandy once again.

and no, thats not a girls name. but rather the mistress of spirits that warms my heart and soul.... never to leave me, or shatter my heart.

 

oh my i sound like an alchoholic.....it is hereditary.:eek:

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Guest uncle-boy

well....its 2:42 p,m

 

and im already drunk.

 

and im getting gas from eating tooo much jalapeno potato chippers oners.

 

 

where my people at?? cheeeeee-hoooooooo!

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Guest uncle-boy

i really fuching drunk ritght now.

 

and people are giving me e-shit. i really cant stand that shit. say it to my face please, i mean comon i was just joking around with the hippy shit. as a matter of fact i was pretty much giving shit to the US, which i usually dont do. yet fuckers want to scall me ignorant?? i cant hadle that gayness.

i want to fight.

 

what the shit is my problem.. someone help me. please

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Guest uncle-boy

awwwwww shit...

 

i got a bottle of So.Co. all to myself tonight.

took about 40 min of tapping shoulders to get the shit, but its worth it.

maybe i'll end up beating up the cat. hee hee hee

where all the drunkards at??

 

 

and to think i used to be straight edge. :lol:

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Guest imported_El Mamerro
Originally posted by El Mamerro

I'm drunk as a horse and I have no idea what's going on in here. I also have no idea why I said drunk as a horse, since horses aren't good analogies for drunkness in any way.

 

I'm probably one of maybe 10 people who have ever come on 12oz drunk as shit and NOT made an entirely new thread to announce said drunkeness. However, I'm still not quite part of that group that simply doesn't mention it at all and just goes to bed.

 

My wallet and my passport were stolen tonight. Fucking hooray. Goodnight. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Guest sneak

my god...i dont ever think ive been as drunk as i was last night at this party i went to...

 

i started to believe that the x-fader on a mixer was out to get me, and thus wouldnt let me perform any scratching :(

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Guest sneak

easy yoink bro...

basically, id been drinking beer and smoking throughout my set and the gig, then vodka + redbull, finished off with absinthe..

 

funny story of the night: my friend, lets call him "nick" went on an alcohol cruise while very drunk. he wandered into a shop while we were hetting munch and came out with what he claimed was an 88% strong alchol of some kind. another guy asked to look at it to check (nick was drunk, remember) and found out that he'd bought a bowel movement medicine..

 

he had the piss taken for quite a while, and i suspect he will for a long time

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Originally posted by sneak

funny story of the night: my friend, lets call him "nick" went on an alcohol cruise while very drunk. he wandered into a shop while we were hetting munch and came out with what he claimed was an 88% strong alchol of some kind. another guy asked to look at it to check (nick was drunk, remember) and found out that he'd bought a bowel movement medicine..

 

 

go in for booze, come out with an enema, ..... classic..

 

 

 

 

 

 

is being drunk a reason to report?

 

If so, I've been absent 18 of 20 days.

 

(this is nothing to brag about)

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I've been awake for so long i'm cracking out bruvs shit I need to sleep Ash can we go to bed. later guys latrer ash what the fuck I dont even know how I can still type.......:zombie:.....:zombie:....zzz.zzz...zz....z.

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Guest HESHIANDET

dear devilush

 

girl,

i had a SF flashback lastnight. only difference was that i didn't have to come down alone in a closet. i manged to be out till 8am and $120 poorer....woo

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dear hesh,

 

i know all too well how bad a come down is alone. especially alone and thinking too much. stay in there, i myself am off hallucy's. wastoids rep....

 

 

to all i haven't typed too in a whie, i'm tore of grey goose and the captain, loving the sur weste. like whoa.........

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Monday

 

____________- 4 pints at my bar. A nice little English pub with soccer

____________ on the telly. I started chatting with some big fat Irish guy from

____________ Halifax. when my buddies arrived we went to the next bar.

____________ (1pm to 3pm)

 

____________ - 3 pints at the next bar. Another pub with genuinely cool cats

____________ and a patio on the roof. Ahhh, Sunshine! I noticed Irish was

____________ there so I bought him a pint and he took us to his favorite

____________ restaurant. (3pm to 4pm)

 

____________ - The restaurant - An Atlantic seafood restaurant. Cod is tasty.

____________ So is another pitcher of beer. Running total: 10 pints

____________ (4:15 to 5:30)

 

____________ - Liquor Store - picked up 2 flats of beer (thats 2 cases to you

____________Americans). One Kokanee, one Canadian.

 

____________ -House Party (this is where it gets fuzzy) - I was told I must

____________ have had at least another 6 cans, but only remember that

____________ I was double fisting and trying to form coherent

____________ sentences.

 

 

Total: 10 pints and a six pack.

 

I took a cab home at 7:30. At night. I didn't remember what kind of cab I got into. This was important because I had left my wallet in the cab. Boo-urns. But I woke up with a hundred bucks in my pocket and my credit card and bank card. So all I had to replace was my ID.

 

This past Thursday was another story.

 

That is all.

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