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boogers in the morning

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Guest imported_Tesseract

If you also developed a heavy "d" while speaking check your self for nasal infections and stuff...

 

 

/Boogerman

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Originally posted by diehomokthx

What the hell?

My room has a dust control problem.

My nose has a booger control problem.

 

What the hell?

My friends and i have a coke problem.

My nose has a numb feeling.

 

 

 

 

Lick your finger and stick it in your nostril.

 

 

 

 

Taste the drips...mmmm..

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i have nasal problems as well..

 

for the longest time, my boogers would be all different colors of the rainbow and shit.....from all the painting with no mask. i fixed that though. but since its been so cold out its been dry and my nose has been drying up....so yea, one problem solved, another problem found....

 

:rolleyes:

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Guest imported_Europe

I need to pick my nose before getting out of bed.

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Guest willy.wonka
Originally posted by suburbian bum

I used to eat my boogers.

No one admits to doing that. Its cause they are pussies.

I did it all the time.

 

you mean people actually stop doing that?

 

i like to pick and stick..if i ever rode in your car and it was dark..most likely i got a couple of friends hangin around somewhere..or when im at your house,,,i put up my mini survailance(sp?) system around.

me and my nose goblins get around like woh.

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Guest imported_Tesseract
Originally posted by suburbian bum

I used to eat my boogers.

No one admits to doing that. Its cause they are pussies.

I did it all the time.

 

Hell yeah, i used to do that to...when i grew up a bit i stopped eating them i would just fism em out and stick them under the couch...must have been thousands of them...one time a friend and his girl came home and she find out..bitch asked straight forward "are you stickin your boogers under the couch?"

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Originally posted by Tesseract

"are you stickin your boogers under the couch?"

 

wha?... uh... n-uh... No, I was... CHECKING for boogers under the couch. I found a fresh one, YOU FAIL! However, for a small donation to the, uh, Boogerman's Charity Ball Fund we can probably overlook this...

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Originally posted by suburbian bum

I used to eat my boogers.

No one admits to doing that. Its cause they are pussies.

I did it all the time.

 

Don't feel bad my boyfriend still does....

 

 

I will confess to picking them and flicking them at people though...

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you could not possible imagina how much dried snot there is under my computer desk........every once in a blue moon i scrape it all off unto the carpet but after 10 or twenty minutes it builds up agian

 

btw can anyone else not see their writing in the box for writing messages?

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Originally posted by BabyPuncher

SNOT ROCKETS.. word up.

 

I was going to say that earlier. Also known as a "farmer's hanky".

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