jah Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 HAAhahaha aha ah ahcough cough cough...cough coug. cough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 my god.....my record had to be about 13/14 years without having one.....then i started. hahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 I didnt jack off for about 2 and half weeks once. Cause right before that i couldnt stop jacking of it was like every 5 minutes during the holidays i was getting mega horny. This was when i was virgin. It made me calm down a bit. Anyways Jah what country do you live in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 oz, you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bood Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 I dunno I can't figure my average, because i am always tryin to quit :(. It is a crazy addiction, it like owns me :S. i can't go to bed unless i do it, so i been tryin to quit the last year. just when u think you quit bam, you do it and ur back on! Fuck porn! i wish i never started! but u twice a day for 2 years it used to be so i guess it is around 1500. But fuck i wanna quit! harder than smoken i bet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 Re: I dunno Originally posted by bood I can't figure my average, because i am always tryin to quit :(. It is a crazy addiction, it like owns me :S. i can't go to bed unless i do it, so i been tryin to quit the last year. just when u think you quit bam, you do it and ur back on! Fuck porn! i wish i never started! but u twice a day for 2 years it used to be so i guess it is around 1500. But fuck i wanna quit! harder than smoken i bet! why do u wanna quit ? theres nothing wrong with wanking. Its a normal thing to do, and its healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 the more exercise, the more it grows. seriously. the more you jackoff, the bigger your wang will be. but you may go blind..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 i know how you figure out how many times. multiply your number of posts by ten. theres your number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken E. Bus Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 http://www.fisheadproductions.com/BackOff.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 9, 2002 Author Share Posted July 9, 2002 i went 5 weeks w/ out it once.... it hurt when i stared again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 <<< masterbated about 200 something times. but you gotta remember, i have the chance to just roll over and fuck someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 ^ dont rub it in! (yet another bad ineundo) 999,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 1/2 sperms wasted to date. (well I guess all of them were wasted because no one's calling me Popa) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent of the light Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 /// that's not wasted, that's lucky for you. i'm gonna go take a dump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 daddy zesto, is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 ^ the demon spawn ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 :heated:<----what i look like when i beat off.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 when i was locked down id try to "beat the record" thats beating it one time more than your age in one day, i did it on one sunday before i turned 17, theres no way in hell i could do it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 that's so fucked up man! it's hillarious.. but fucked up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kode Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 Originally posted by avils holy fuck dude... just wait until you finally do... 11 days ?? it's going to look like a mr whippy van blew up in your room or somethin.. :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 Originally posted by amItoolate? when i was locked down id try to "beat the record" thats beating it one time more than your age in one day, i did it on one sunday before i turned 17, theres no way in hell i could do it now. how the fuck did you manage that while they force fed you salt peder (sp)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 does anybody elses computer freeze when u go into the check how clever i am thread? and i cant answer this since deliss is my sister on here and im like damn she cant know that kind of shitnit like teh damn nimwit blind and the bitch had a dick!! said damn drop teh gun from my hand what u thought was a bitch was nothing but a man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 Originally posted by the A squad does anybody elses computer freeze when u go into the check how clever i am thread? about the i'm clever thread....get it?? he is so clever that he made yor computer freeze or whatever your computer did. or he is so clever that he actually got you in that thread to click on that link to freeze up your computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 i see so what ur sayin is if she ways less than a duck on water then she is a witch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 Originally posted by the A squad does anybody elses computer freeze when u go into the check how clever i am thread? and i cant answer this since deliss is my sister on here and im like damn she cant know that kind of shitnit like teh damn nimwit blind and the bitch had a dick!! said damn drop teh gun from my hand what u thought was a bitch was nothing but a man hahahaha. that songs classic. one for the archives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 i try to quit and quit but aria giovani, jezabel lullaby, tera patrick, and dozens of other naked bimbos refuse to let me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 eh I think everyone in this board has a high score:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by jah i bet that whole "youll go blind if you jack off" catholic thing came about cus one of the bishops was crankin away and shot into his eyes or something. or maybe they used to poke kids eyes out back in the day if htey were cought whippin it so they just turned it into a rumor. how would a catholic bishop really know anyway though? theyve always had to suck off their higher bishops to get where they are and now they get sucked off by their students. when did they have enough time to jackoff till they went blind? i just cant figure it out. i think my eye sights gettig worse though. uh oh.... actually, zinc is an essentrial mineral needed for eyesight. it is also very essential for the production of semen. when you ejaculate excessively, your body's zinc budget is spent replenishing your semen, so there may be a slight chance that excessive jerking may have adverse effects on vision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•nakone• Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 iunno how much i do it... but i warn you.. if you use Lube... that will get you addicted more < lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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