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serpent of the light

buying flowers for the lady: HELP

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alright, all you pimps 'n ladies help me out here. i've never given a girl a flower before, for many reasons, but now i want to. but i have no idea what to get, except not a fuckin red rose. i've been told to think like her, get a flower like her... which means dick to me.

she is: blonde, petite, short, emo, christian, an ex-coke head, vegetarian, and she drives a jeep grand cherokee. does that help???

 

help me out people. thanks.

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tiger lily, day lily, star gazer lily...lillie's is the best type of flower, they dont need much water, adjust well to temperature and light amount well...also, they look fucking cool

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Guest Dyptheria
Originally posted by SkyDancer666

emo, christian, an ex-coke head, vegetarian

 

she sounds confused, get her an assorted bouquet

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you sound like my friend cuz today he asked me where to buy flowres and what kind for his girlfriend

 

o yah roses suck get tiger lillies

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get gardinias. they smell hella good and girls like em.

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Originally posted by pukey1

buy her some bud...or buy it for me... either one works i guess

 

haha

 

 

dude, thats my favorite flower too.

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Step 1 : Buy her a red rose.

Step 2 : Go home.

Step 3 : Place rose in oven on baking tray, leave oven off.

Step 4 : Wait 4 days , check on rose every now and then.

Step 5 : Give girl dried out Artsy Fartsy dead rose.

Step 6 : Enjoy her smile.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro
Originally posted by SkyDancer666

she is: blonde, petite, short, emo, christian, an ex-coke head, vegetarian, and she drives a jeep grand cherokee.

 

Run. As far as you possibly can.

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Originally posted by T.T Boy

tiger lilies

orchids

or a white rose symbolizing purity.

 

 

you might want to stay away from the color white.

 

 

she is an ex coke head after all....

wouldnt want a relapse now, would we?

;)

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Originally posted by cmeup

i wouldnt be buying shit for an ex crackhead/vegatarian...

 

get a new woman man...

 

trust me, im saving you time....

 

tease:D

 

 

and what the hell do YOU know about women???

 

 

;)

just fuckin with you tease.

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a man once gave me a large bouguet of flowers that he had picked out himself..that was the best

 

but, if you're looking for a single flower, make it something exotic..like an iris or an orchid or lily...

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Guest platapie

get her a "spring arrangement" i use to work ina flower shop and if you go to most any florisit and say id liek to get a nice spring arrangement for a girl they will hook you up if there cool. alot of fuckin dipshits would come into this shop i worked in and they would be all liek "yeha i want roses" save that shit for the anniversery buddy cause you aint gonna have no big guns if you bust out the roses early. and plus it might scare her. roses are pretty serious type thangs. so go for a spring arrangement. lots of pinks and shit liek that. and ask them to just be creative with it.

 

~plats :king:

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"hi i like flowers i talk in a monotone voice please imagine me talking very monotone i promise i talk very monotone almost like a robot and i also do not pause at any point in my talking i think the ending of sentences is a dumb idea i am monotone ah yes i am monotone flowers it is great or something i guess yeah monotone"

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I worked at a flower shop for a bit, and I always had a lot of fun making creative boquets for ramnce-goers....but I have to agree that the single red rose is corny. Girls want something creative and thoughtful. You should pick out the flowers that you think are the prettiest, and get help from the florist. I used to make cute little boquets with Forget-me-nots that work perfectly for this! Tie a ribbon around it, and present it to her so she can carry it around for the evening - she will feel so special but it doesn't say anything too heavy. You can get away with spending a little, but make something really cute and nice that she will appreciate.

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Originally posted by platapie

get her a "spring arrangement" i use to work ina flower shop and if you go to most any florisit and say id liek to get a nice spring arrangement for a girl they will hook you up if there cool. alot of fuckin dipshits would come into this shop i worked in and they would be all liek "yeha i want roses" save that shit for the anniversery buddy cause you aint gonna have no big guns if you bust out the roses early. and plus it might scare her. roses are pretty serious type thangs. so go for a spring arrangement. lots of pinks and shit liek that. and ask them to just be creative with it.

 

~plats :king:

 

I know - some of the guys that came to my shop would ask for help, THEN refuse to take it, THEN proceed to pick out the ugliest flower combo. Then there's the guys who will never get anything other than one rose - first off, guys: that's just corny and cheap. If you are gonna get roses, get a bunch and make sure its serious.

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