E-DubleSkilZ Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 For my 300th post (good lord i have nothing better to do) These freaken telemarketers keep calling and are so god dam annoying. I have this new thing where when they call they always pause b4 they speak. So i just hang up the phone b4 they can even say anything. I bet we have some telemarketers on this site. Doesent your job suck ass? For some good telemarketer prank calls check this link out http://www.jimflorentine.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 i always ask the telemarketers out on dates to mackdonald's and try to smooth talk the ladies. the old ladies seem to dig it. one younger lady said yes but she lived in florida and why go all the way there for poontang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG T Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 :o i used to be one... but only for a week, that shit blows, however if you are good at it there is $$$ to be made, but i sucked:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 I just repeat everything they say to me back at them. They usually hange up very quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 what about this new bullshit (well new to me), where you pick up the phone and its an automated voice saying to please hold the line, we will be with you shortly. HA!!! CLICK!!! BITCH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 one of my friends is a telemarketer, he has been warned not to call me, or else.............:rolleyes: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 i applied for a telemarketing job to hold me over until i win the lotto...I am so happy i didn;t get it because when I go home a telemarketer called me and I had LOADS of fun with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 listen to the retard skit... 5 CENTS !!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 i used to be one. not only that it was part time guess the hours... yup.. 5:30-7:30 :lol: and if i heard silverwares clincking in the background or got hung up on i would smile because i just ruined your dinner mwahahaha and your rudeness did nothing to offend me. then right outside some guy drove his go kart goin downhill and got wedged under the chain link fence. he got fuuuuucked up. they had to treat it like a homicide. he was all mangled and shit but made it out alive also the first place i tripped on acid at that job. i also dranks like 6 ounces of robotussin dm tripped my balls off and almost killed the belgium cleaning lady with a plastic knife for trying to sabotage my job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 i liek to stop them whiel there reading off the cards and then be liek tell me the truth buddy about this prodcut sell it to me without readign the card and some will actully try and just makes themselves look liek idiots, and others will be all like ughh ughhh duhhhhh and then you can be liek no thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JUWSE Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 i pretend like i know them and ask personal questions. feels good to make them hang up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 why don't you give me your home number and i'll call you at home later and we can discuss this matter then, ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 would you really call him if he gave his number to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by platapie would you really call him if he gave his number to you? nonstop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Why don't you give me your number and I'll get back to you on it? No? Why not? Oh, 'cause you don't want people calling your house that you don't know? Now you know how it feels! *Click* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted June 5, 2002 Author Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by nomadawhat why don't you give me your home number and i'll call you at home later and we can discuss this matter then, ok? thats a good one. i like that.. check out the link i posted b4 its pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Swizel Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 when a telamarketer calls you should just repeat "CACTUS" over and over again. then start saying it like your mad. They usuilly get all weirded out. another thing to do is to start talking to them about your strange groth on your ass.:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JUWSE Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by test pattern Why don't you give me your number and I'll get back to you on it? No? Why not? Oh, 'cause you don't want people calling your house that you don't know? Now you know how it feels! *Click* one of the funniest replies. i saw that one on seinfeld...... :huh?: newman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 my dad just turns it around and tries sellin them shit they dont want. "would you like a..." "no, listen motherfucker. i got three rims in the basement. someone stole one fuckin rim, can you believe that? so i got three rims for sale, you got a car with three fuckin wheels? no? then shut the fuck up" *click* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 I just thought of something. Next time a telemarketer calls me I want to try this. Set up an audio track that has an extremely high piched squeal. Next time I get a call I'm going to put the speaker to the receiver and see if I can blow an eardrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI Jew Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 There is a thing called an "S.I.T." (search for it on google). It stands for special information tone. It's that bee beeee beeeep that you hear when a number that you called is disconnected. You can download a wav file that has this same thing recorded.... now if you take that file and play it into your answering machine right at the beginning of your greeting message.... the automated electronic systems will be fooled into thinkin the number is disconnected. And you will not get a message on your machine or anything. And on top of that, you'll be removed from their database of valid numbers to call. Just some handy infos, yes yes, I know, I'm great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 all you need to do is ask to speak with thier manager. tell the manager you want to be taken off the list otherwise you will seek legal action for harrassment. you will be taken off the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 how much do i hate them? enough that i good along with what they say and during thier little presentation i say "suck my dick" softly or wait til the very end and say...no. telemarketers are a reason to get stupid over the phone.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI Jew Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 Oh my fucking god!! I just told you the illest secret and mr. heartsboxcars is gonna trapse on here talkin about speakin to managers and shit.... take your ass on fool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 http://www.justanotherscene.com/images/22jacks.jpg'> ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my_right_eye Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 http://www.lushweb.co.uk/upload/various/blokexbox.gif'> A real Telemarketer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI Jew Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 :ban: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ZoSe Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 :unoriginal: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 I rarely get telemarketing calls, I think I'm pretty successfully dead in their eyes, but the ones I like are where they act like they know you by using your first name when they call... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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