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How much do you hate TELEMARKETERS

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For my 300th post (good lord i have nothing better to do) These freaken telemarketers keep calling and are so god dam annoying. I have this new thing where when they call they always pause b4 they speak. So i just hang up the phone b4 they can even say anything.

 

I bet we have some telemarketers on this site. Doesent your job suck ass?

 

For some good telemarketer prank calls check this link out

 

http://www.jimflorentine.com/

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i always ask the telemarketers out on dates to mackdonald's and try to smooth talk the ladies. the old ladies seem to dig it. one younger lady said yes but she lived in florida and why go all the way there for poontang?

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:o i used to be one... but only for a week, that shit blows, however if you are good at it there is $$$ to be made, but i sucked:o

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Guest --zeSto--

I just repeat everything they say to me back at them.

 

They usually hange up very quick.

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what about this new bullshit (well new to me), where you pick up the phone and its an automated voice saying to please hold the line, we will be with you shortly. HA!!! CLICK!!! BITCH!!

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one of my friends is a telemarketer, he has been warned not to call me, or else.............:rolleyes: :mad:

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i applied for a telemarketing job to hold me over until i win the lotto...I am so happy i didn;t get it because when I go home a telemarketer called me and I had LOADS of fun with her.

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Guest --zeSto--

listen to the retard skit...

 

5 CENTS !!!!!!!!

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i used to be one.

 

not only that it was part time

 

guess the hours...

 

yup..

 

5:30-7:30 :lol:

 

and if i heard silverwares clincking in the background or got hung up on i would smile because i just ruined your dinner mwahahaha and your rudeness did nothing to offend me.

 

then right outside some guy drove his go kart goin downhill and got wedged under the chain link fence. he got fuuuuucked up. they had to treat it like a homicide. he was all mangled and shit but made it out alive

 

also the first place i tripped on acid at that job.

 

i also dranks like 6 ounces of robotussin dm tripped my balls off and almost killed the belgium cleaning lady with a plastic knife for trying to sabotage my job

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Guest platapie

i liek to stop them whiel there reading off the cards and then be liek tell me the truth buddy about this prodcut sell it to me without readign the card and some will actully try and just makes themselves look liek idiots, and others will be all like ughh ughhh duhhhhh and then you can be liek no thanks.

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Guest JUWSE

i pretend like i know them and ask personal questions. feels good to make them hang up.

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why don't you give me your home number and i'll call you at home later and we can discuss this matter then, ok?

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Guest platapie

would you really call him if he gave his number to you?

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Why don't you give me your number and I'll get back to you on it?

 

No?

 

Why not?

 

 

Oh, 'cause you don't want people calling your house that you don't know?

 

 

Now you know how it feels!

 

 

*Click*

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Originally posted by nomadawhat

why don't you give me your home number and i'll call you at home later and we can discuss this matter then, ok?

 

thats a good one. i like that..

 

check out the link i posted b4 its pretty funny

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Guest Swizel

when a telamarketer calls you should just repeat "CACTUS" over and over again. then start saying it like your mad. They usuilly get all weirded out.

 

another thing to do is to start talking to them about your strange groth on your ass.:idea:

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Guest JUWSE
Originally posted by test pattern

Why don't you give me your number and I'll get back to you on it?

 

No?

 

Why not?

 

 

Oh, 'cause you don't want people calling your house that you don't know?

 

 

Now you know how it feels!

 

 

*Click*

one of the funniest replies. i saw that one on seinfeld...... :huh?: newman!

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my dad just turns it around and tries sellin them shit they dont want.

 

"would you like a..."

 

"no, listen motherfucker. i got three rims in the basement. someone stole one fuckin rim, can you believe that? so i got three rims for sale, you got a car with three fuckin wheels? no? then shut the fuck up"

 

*click*

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I just thought of something.

 

Next time a telemarketer calls me I want to try this. Set up an audio track that has an extremely high piched squeal. Next time I get a call I'm going to put the speaker to the receiver and see if I can blow an eardrum.

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There is a thing called an "S.I.T." (search for it on google). It stands for special information tone. It's that bee beeee beeeep that you hear when a number that you called is disconnected. You can download a wav file that has this same thing recorded.... now if you take that file and play it into your answering machine right at the beginning of your greeting message.... the automated electronic systems will be fooled into thinkin the number is disconnected. And you will not get a message on your machine or anything. And on top of that, you'll be removed from their database of valid numbers to call. Just some handy infos, yes yes, I know, I'm great.

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all you need to do is ask to speak with thier manager. tell the manager you want to be taken off the list otherwise you will seek legal action for harrassment. you will be taken off the list.

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Guest willy.wonka

how much do i hate them?

 

enough that i good along with what they say and during thier little presentation i say "suck my dick" softly or wait til the very end and say...no.

 

telemarketers are a reason to get stupid over the phone..

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Oh my fucking god!! I just told you the illest secret and mr. heartsboxcars is gonna trapse on here talkin about speakin to managers and shit.... take your ass on fool...

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