earmuffs Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by krie ps - your under wear smells nice ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m haha, way to cut the rest of that sentence off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 decor8walls Rookie Registered: Feb 2004 Location: Posts: 5 i suck cock. ok this is just too easy.^^^^^ ok so this is a girl, but its still funny sleepandream, no problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR gayest 12oz member ever. little outta context, but he being mean to me today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted February 29, 2004 Share Posted February 29, 2004 pump iron at the butt crack ok villan, this one was too easy, :lol: damn i think this is my best one yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Originally posted by TranceStoner FABIO IS THE FUCKING MAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 dinner time. i'm out.time for dogmeat iquit: you think you got robbed thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by krie those are the worst drawing's of a dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by Kilo7- titles and status dont make the member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by onesecondple hell yes, they have the only salad i will buy. salad?.... faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by iquit salad?.... faggot. haha, i must admit you got me on that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by iquit a palestinian suicide bomber drove a jeep into my asshole. i can admit my own mistakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Originally posted by seeking http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3604/why_do_these_homos.gif'> by: Bruce Hefferman Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything—I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with Glik0's. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too—big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is. Where does this Glik0 get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Glik0, Suck My Cock." I've got nothing against Glik0's. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, I've got a real problem. Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock! What is it with these Glik0's? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me? Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some Glik0. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other Glik0's who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them. I tell you, when a Glik0 is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this Glik0 ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots? It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife—even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about. Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But, believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these Glik0's mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop. I've tried all sorts of things, but it's all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those Glik0's off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, chest, and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes? I swear, if these Glik0's don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures—like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that. :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by Coffie Crave ok back, anyway did you end up haveing sex with your hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by azert Call me crazy, but I like just messing around with chicks rather than having sex with them.. i wouldn't call ya crazy, i'd just call you ghey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by ..fuD.. my weekend was gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by LENS Ha ha, dude, the funny thing is that the worst blow i got WAS from Mr. Duck...Hold on.... ::rub rub:: uhhhhhh...... GHEY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m ok villan, this one was too easy, :lol: damn i think this is my best one yet. What? I never said that! Gee you sure do spend alot of time in this thread MLTf4nt0m... are you sure your not in denial? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob Insert Mam's ridiculously large red arrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmeup Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 iquit- you must be a faggot, cuz youre catching way to many people on your "gay-dar" give it a rest ya fucking faggot. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR give it a rest ya fucking faggot. </span> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR iquit- you must be a faggot, cuz youre catching way to many people on your "gay-dar" give it a rest ya fucking faggot. :lol: :lol: i went to fashion school for 5 years, surrounded by homos. my gaydar is just on point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmeup Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft ^^^^ is funny you type that..i thought the same...tease, post a flick of yourself...show us what you look like ...faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverSleep Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by BADMUTHAFUKA I'll bee down for yours too, candyass!!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Originally posted by GnomeToys It reminds me of the time I saw this 60 year old man go down a waterslide, and his bathing suit fell off, and all I could do is stand there and stare at his big, beatiful hairy balls... holy geez I wanted to lick 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Originally posted by iquit :lol: i went to fashion school for 5 years, surrounded by homos. my gaydar is just on point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Originally posted by GnomeToys It reminds me of the time I saw this 60 year old man go down a waterslide, and his bathing suit fell off, and all I could do is stand there and stare at his big, beatiful hairy balls... holy geez I wanted to lick 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 i'm yanking your chain mr. abc^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmeup Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Originally posted by LENS It'd be the best BJ ever.........................EVER you party with hot asians my friend. Lens is at your service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Originally posted by meateater ...ARCEL.... you have now got me in the mood! you need to be a little more careful with a name like meateater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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