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EL BARTO'S FAVORITE MUSIC TO HAVE SEX TO!


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Originally posted by willy.wonka

big booty hoes!hump with it!

 

 

Okay, so my son of a bitch ex, mr. unwonderfal put me down in his cell phone as BIG BOOTY, because he couldent fit the ending "HOES" part. But he calls me big booty because of that song. He does the bass part of the beginning of the song before they say the BIG BOOTY HOES! HUMP WITH IT! part.... and for a while, i was on his voice dialer... and all he'd have to do was the bass part... and it would dail my number. it was sad, yet funny.

 

back to the question.... PORTISHEAD. fuck man. if i had a dick, it would get hard everytime i listen to portishead. when im driving my truck..... i'll get so damn worked up in my ride, and i know people stare like... what the fuck.. is she on EX TUH SEE? blah. ph is my xtc. fuckers.

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Originally posted by el barto

WELL, THIS ISNT MY FAVORITES REALLY BUT RATHER WHAT I HAVE ROCKED SO FAR, THAT I REMEMBER.

1.al green

2.radiohead

3.bjork

4.belle and sebastian

5.jimmy eat world-sweetness(not really my choice but it was her house)

6.led zepplin-dyer maker

7.sade

and i cant remember any more but add ones you've used or want to use.

 

i could see belle and sebastian leading to some very good slow sex.

 

 

bjork would equal weirdsex.

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Re: Re: EL BARTO'S FAVORITE MUSIC TO HAVE SEX TO!

 

Originally posted by Iris

 

i could see belle and sebastian leading to some very good slow sex.

 

 

bjork would equal weirdsex.

yes, finally someone says something about belle and sebastian, usually no one even mentions it, it defenatly does set a smoother slow pace.

two i left out was portishead and esthero. i hardly have sex so i have to remember the times i have the music helps. hahah im a dork

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Originally posted by Fox Mulder

i know avils favorite song "I wanna fuck you in the ass" i forgot who its by but its a real song.

 

Richie Rich.

 

 

more classics include:

 

Blowfly - Girl let me cum in your mouth

Nwa - a bitch is a bitch, the art of sucking dick & i'd rather fuck you

ice cube - nasty girl

sir mix alot - baby got back, i like big butts

Necro - light my fire, STD

Slick rick - lick the balls

Ultramagnetic MCs - Smack my bitch up

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Mos Def

Macy Gray

Tracy Chapman

Radiohead

Jewel

Sara McLachlan

Van Morrison

Outkast

Natalie Merchant

Angie Stone

Paula Cole

Tori Amos

Tribe Called Quest

The Roots

Weezer

Smashing Pumpkins

 

Damn, I can't think of any more right now. My ex girl liked those female artists, what can I say?

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Originally posted by Pistol

I'm surprised no one said

"Smack my bitch up" by that Techno dude.

 

you mean the Prodigy ?

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Guest Ted Wakowski

I'd love to have hard, S&M sex while Hootie and the Blowfish plays on a shitty boombox in the background. Picture being slapped in the face with a rubber whip while "Hold My Hand" glares out of some blown, 12-year old strictly-treble speakers.

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