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hey kids

tonite sucked

i get a call from my one roommate around 5pm

hes out of gas an hour away

 

so i drive out there with a 5 gallon can

fill the tank

car wont run

i fuck around with the carb a bit and it still wont go

 

after an hour of trying to keep it running i say fuck it

and drive back towards home to get my bosses trailer

pick it up and drive the hour to go pick up the car

drive an hour back home with the piece of shit on the trailer

 

get home and realize its 10:30

my plans for the night were most definately ruined

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I poured a glass of Ribeana just then. Its this blackcurrent drink i used to love as a kid, its fuken terrible. I poured a big glass, so i gotta drink it now. :(

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anywho its funny

i went to the bar tonite

free drinks on my roommates bill

we leave and go to the pool hall

after a lively game of sex dice with the local sluts

i notice this guy with a tribal shirt eyeballing me

i go up to him and ask him whats up

he says 'youre When huh'

'maybe' i say

basically dude starts showering me with compliments and respect

i love being me.

sorry when i get drunk i get cocky

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i got dice that have on one, a motion. for example; Lick or Touch.

And on the other it has a body part : Breast's, Lips, etc.

My mates gf brang them back from Sweden for me.

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Originally posted by krie

i got dice that have on one, a motion. for example; Lick or Touch.

And on the other it has a body part : Breast's, Lips, etc.

My mates gf brang them back from Sweden for me.

 

i get it. using gimmicks to get pussy is awesome. got my first tongue kiss when i was 11 in a game of spin the bottle. she had braces.:love2:

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Ive actually never used them before. Wonder if i can find them still find them in my room. Me and two mates made better ones, that had like the motions: Fuck, Suck, Touch, then like body parts: Tits, Dick, Cunt, etc. No one was really to game to play though

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Originally posted by EarMuffs

^^^dont think so chief

 

Ha, didnt think so. Tis funny, the actual winner is doing crap, and the runner up is kickin his ass.

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Originally posted by iquit

please elaborate?

 

basically its a game of dice

thats ends up with people having dirty wild sex

funny thing is i have no idea how the game works

but everytime i pkay it i end up getting some poon

its dungeons and dragons for the horny crowd

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Originally posted by When

anywho its funny

i went to the bar tonite

free drinks on my roommates bill

we leave and go to the pool hall

after a lively game of sex dice with the local sluts

i notice this guy with a tribal shirt eyeballing me

i go up to him and ask him whats up

he says 'youre When huh'

'maybe' i say

basically dude starts showering me with compliments and respect

i love being me.

sorry when i get drunk i get cocky

 

 

did you just give a little bit of yourself away?

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