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footsoldier

who wants to partake in a battle of a different sort?

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alright, i know alot of you are going to call me crazy...but ive given up jerking off to see if i could make it a month. i want to see what it does to me, its kinda an experiment...i always used to be like "theres no reason to give it up, its there, enjoy" and i still agree with that but ive just got nothin better to do and i like testing myself....now the question, does anyone else want in on this? i think if im in competition with someone else than ill stick with it better.. it should be noted that this is masturbating only, its different if its with a girl. COME ONE, COME ALL IF YA WANNA BRAWL.

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well thats no fair....i have no girl....and if you do you could just have her jerk it for you all the time...and of curse you'd win...

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ya see what winter does!! i should be out skating..or a stupid cook out...or painting...instead i'm sitting here talking about jerking off....someone shoot me....

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I have dance classes with scores of extraordinary women and if I don;t take care of myself somebody might lose an eye.

 

(It would be me. I would be pummeled in the face and head once they noticed my sea captain proudly leaning from the bowsprit.)

 

 

 

When the cops chased me down 3 months ago, they asked me if I was on the track team. I laughed. I'm fat. They're fatter, though. I think I'll train to run marathons and if i ever get seen I'll just run over to the next county. Seriously. I outran 3 cars of cops until my legs gave out. I was missing a silver dollar sized (diameter and depth) piece of skin from the ball of my foot from a blister taht just popped the night before, or else I'm sure I woulda got away. Oh yeah, there was that whole pepper spray thing, too.

 

 

Totally off topic, except the blister popped in african dance class when I was flexing my "I AM MAN" masculine stomp step for the aforementioned extraordinary women.

 

 

blah blah blah...

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Trackstar

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Originally posted by Trackstar

I have dance classes with scores of extraordinary women and if I don;t take care of myself somebody might lose an eye.

 

(It would be me. I would be pummeled in the face and head once they noticed my sea captain proudly leaning from the bowsprit.)

 

 

 

When the cops chased me down 3 months ago, they asked me if I was on the track team. I laughed. I'm fat. They're fatter, though. I think I'll train to run marathons and if i ever get seen I'll just run over to the next county. Seriously. I outran 3 cars of cops until my legs gave out. I was missing a silver dollar sized (diameter and depth) piece of skin from the ball of my foot from a blister taht just popped the night before, or else I'm sure I woulda got away. Oh yeah, there was that whole pepper spray thing, too.

 

 

Totally off topic, except the blister popped in african dance class when I was flexing my "I AM MAN" masculine stomp step for the aforementioned extraordinary women.

 

 

blah blah blah...

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Trackstar

 

 

um..ok..

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I tried once, I failed miserably and promised myself I'd never do anything like that again. You should have seen me, I was like a heroin addict who hadn't had a fix in days.......

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bleh, ive gone a week, no big deal, once you get about that far you start to have less urges. No i dont feel like trying, there is nothing special about it. Yeah im going to have to go another week this spring break, family road trip.

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im in too. it helps me concentrate better on other things when im out of the habit.

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Originally posted by alkaline

"I'm out!"

*Slapps money down on Jerry's table*

 

Hahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaahahahahahhhhaaaaaahahahahhaaaaa...... hahaha... ha.... aww yeah.

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Guest euthana5ia

if you need help drink a hwole lot of water constantly it will decrease sexual desire...but unless you want to test yourself under normal conidtions dont do that.

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