Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 I feel the need to ululate.Once upon a time,I thought you guys had the copacity to comprehend the essence of Beardo.And thus I started a Beardo tribute thread so that we may discuss Beardo.And in studying Him we could learn about eachother and ourselves.But you guys have failed and I have failed you with my naivete since I thougt we could conduct a geniune exchange of thoughts about Him and how badass he is.I shall now return to my silent appreciation of His Beardness:The man,The myth,and the Legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Police Chief Wiggum* Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 this isnt stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 ululate i am going to make an attempt to use this word as many times as i can at work tomorrow..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 hahaha who are you people? im going to go look up ululate now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 It means lament or yell I think.I break it out for special occasions.***G*** SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT NOW THAT SEEKING HURT YOUR FEELINGS YOU ARE TRYING TO ACT HARD WHICH I DONT CARE ABOUT,JUST DONT DO IT IN THE BEARDO TRIBUTE ROOM YOU UNDERSTAND BITCH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Police Chief Wiggum* Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 what the fuck, "acting hard" if anything now im toning down you fucking idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Dont argue semantics with me.If you are toning down that just means your seekings' bitch.You shouldnt be an ass but if you are going to be you should be good at it.You should come hard or not come at all.Go back to whatever "hip-hop" site you came from and go argue about which element is the tightest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 ...if anyone knows semantics and linguistics its chomsky....;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Police Chief Wiggum* Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 what the fuck are you even talking about. hip hop site?! and are you talking about me being somebodys bitch?!?! Look at the name of this fucking retarted ass shit of a thread. Stop arguing online you ditzy bitch, save it for bboys.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 no fair having a thread go full cycle without turning to shit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Beardo has spoken.***G*** I am sorry for calling you names that were both unfair to you and uncalled for.Please understand its just my insouciant nature and I would like to extend my most heartfelt apology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/1998/03/src/16labia.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 i would have to say i have nothing of beardo's, but, alas, i still have me, i think. beardo-still the coolest cat on the board. . .won't find him up in lame ass threads, or fighting with bitches. hail beardo. oh, and i heard he FOUND his beard, but the source wasn't very direct, and judging from the trackmarks and glossy, baggy eyes, i would have to say he might have been skeezing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 insouciant some great words being thrown around.....i love words and language as much as i also love the complete absence of the them.... the time is 849 and i will now begin to use ululate, if i can just figure out how to pronounce it correctly.....as in this fucking cunt of a client was ululating about how she doesnt know how to use the software...dumb bitch.... not bad eh?;) ul·u·late Pronunciation Key Ul"u*late intr.v. ul·u·lat·ed, ul·u·lat·ing, ul·u·lates To howl, wail, or lament loudly. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Latin ululre, ulult-, ultimately of imitative origin.] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ulu·lant (-lnt) adj. ulu·lation n. Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Wow, Noam you do have quite the extensive vocabulary. I have to admit, I'm impressed to hear the apology. It did somewhat make up for the ruination of a perfectly good, and hilarious thread. That you started. Isn't Beardo Michael Jackson's dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol I got a Beardo sticker I'm putting on ebay right now. With the "Buy Now" feature for 75.00 Also on the auction block a "Beardo" autographed Phish album. uve also got the taste of beardo's nuts for sale last i heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 I heard that he pays a group of 50 people to put glasses on all the girls that walk on a 5mile perimeter from where he stands.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 ...ive have seen him drunk with his dave osbourne costume and a skateboard that has a skull and bones on the bottom, kick fliping off peoples head and pulling ollies off of parked cars while ululating through the streets in some weird possesed statan language.... funny thing is, you should see him whens hes having a bad day.... crazy hippie.....ululating on shrooms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 hhahah....god, this thread reminds me of those Bill Brasky skits on SNL....seriously funny shit going on here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING OF HELL Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 step right up... since beardo left all his shit at my house when he skipped town i have too much to handle. i am accepting bids for old jakets, sneakers, stickers.....signed drawings....:). i need retobution for my security deposit!!!hahahaha i will be back with a complete list of items for sale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 busted do i at least get to bid on my own stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Police Chief Wiggum* Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Originally posted by NoamChomsky Beardo has spoken.***G*** I am sorry for calling you names that were both unfair to you and uncalled for.Please understand its just my insouciant nature and I would like to extend my most heartfelt apology. hey idiot, my friend was wondering what beardos dick tastes like, i figured you were the person to ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Originally posted by ***G*** <~ hey idiot, my friend was wondering what beardos dick tastes like, i figured you were the person to ask. you cant possibly be that thick skulled dude. come on, this whole thread is a mockery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 quote: posted by jah -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Pistol I got a Beardo sticker I'm putting on ebay right now. With the "Buy Now" feature for 75.00 Also on the auction block a "Beardo" autographed Phish album. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- uve also got the taste of beardo's nuts for sale last i heard. Are you trying to talk shit? It's hard to tell on the net. Like beardo said in the post above this whole thread is a complete joke. By the way I haven't put the beardo sticker or album on ebay. If it was a twist sticker thats a different story I heard those will pay your rent on ebay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 As his Beardness stated above this thread was just supposed to be in fun.I started it because in another thread we were talking about the member hierarchy and they neglected to mention Beardo as being a vip.This website is all about being able to interact with people you ordinarily wouldnt meet due to logistical problems and see their work you might be too far away to check out for yourself.I advise anyone who stumbles upon this site to not post right away and get a feel for the place before you run up in here talking shit and starting unecessary beef with people just cause you dont know where their coming from. Aight Niggas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 why does this thread title keep changing , u r confusing ppl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 u r confusing ppl um, thats the point dood....just fucking around and having some fun....keeping it fresh....why? are you afraid of shaking the fragile and instable existence in which we all live in?...:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 man, the fucking titles just get better and better!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 i heard that it was between beardo and maureen mccormick to play marcia on the brady bunch. he had finally come to peace with the matter, only to have it all thrown back in his face when maureen married beardo's idol, ben stiller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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