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i had a ferret once...you know how they like to fit into small things...well mine crawled into a 2 liter soda bottle and my dickhead brother threw it off the roof

 

r.i.p jimmy

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I actually had 2 ferrets a while a back. Their names were Fred and Alice. Fred was fat and lazy. Alice was a little cutie. Luckily we got em old so they didnt run around and tear up shit. Fred lost all his hair no joke. He turned almot completely bald then died. I forget how alice died, but it was a sad day to come home and have your cute baby dead.

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a few months ago my friend walked outside his house and there was a box with 2 ferrets in it.kinda fucked that someone left them there...but he now has 2 ferrets.it was just random.

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i want another ferret

elvis was a mean fucker, then he died, he was really mean though

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Originally posted by inkjunkie34

i had a ferret once...you know how they like to fit into small things...well mine crawled into a 2 liter soda bottle and my dickhead brother threw it off the roof

 

r.i.p jimmy

 

is that who your "location" is refering to?

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My friend owns one.. scares the hell out of me. Always gnawing on my fingers and what not. A few nights ago it ate about half a pint of mint ice cream...

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i hear they stink.....if they didnt stink i would probably end up getting one eventually......can anyone who owns one disprove this for me?

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Ricky, our other guitarist got a ferret once, it was already kinda mean/aggressive, then we went out on tour for 3 weeks, when we got home Ricky found that it had gotten out of it's cage and dug around in his room quite a bit... finding the microdot somewhere during the process... we got home to CRAZY ferret, it had to move out to the farm...

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my homegirl had two. an only one would drink don p, we gave it a little glass full seeing as how we were ballin that night, or just snuck down to the basement and stole it out of a case full. i think her fathers in the mafia...

 

but yea, i like the one with fine taste...

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ferrets dont stink much, you have to wash em like once a month but its not that bad, You just sqeese the back of their neck so they go limp. You also have to cut their fingernails.

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how long do those lil buggers live?

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