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iCEBERG

your first time...

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i was just wonderin about yalls first time havin sex. mine, was great. i know alotta people can't say the same.

 

i was a little drunk but not so drunk it wasn't an fun, you know the kind where you just get tired an almost feel like giving up because, well its no fun.

 

yea well anyways, i been seein this girl around for awhile, this latin girl, an so we got together one night at my other homegirls house, they were both friends, so anyways, after smokin a blunt an drinkin a lil henny on the rocks, im just chillin...

 

well anyways, shit happens an we end up doin our thing. now since i was a lil drunk, i had that alcohal dick. the fellas know what im talkin about. you can go for days. yea well at first i was nervous, but then i started gettin into it, hittin off porno positions. it was great i thought i'd be nervous an sloppy. but it was the opposite (thanks hennesy)

 

yea well after almost two hours, im not lyin, i couldn't stop grinnin cause thats a long time, we finish up take a shower together, eat some food real quick, my ride came just in time, kinda around the time your just sittin there, with nothin to say, after everythings been said an done, so i bounced.

 

an whenever she comes back from puerto rico she still asks me if i was really her first. :D thats a good thing. too bad i can't find a wifey to hit off with the goods, cause im not really all about just havin sex to have sex, its better when its with someone you care about

 

anyways if you feel like it hit us off with your first time stories, their always good.

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it was a non-event. i believe the phrase was "is that it?"

 

 

thankfully i got ALOT better since then.

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shoulda been a little tipsy i guess, thats my tip to any virgins out there tryin to spread the love, get a buzz on, you'll thank me afterwards

 

*EDIT*

 

...but not too drunk, just a good buzz, an think about all the porno's youve ever seen. it worked for me, cause i know i was shook as shit on the ride over there, it definatly helped.

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Originally posted by iCEBERG

shoulda been a little tipsy i guess, thats my tip to any virgins out there tryin to spread the love, get a buzz on, you'll thank me afterwards

 

 

i was obliterated my first time. but even if i was sober i'm still pretty sure i would have sucked

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<<virgin........yea right.

 

there isnt anything special to say about it. i know that the sex that i have right now is all that i want.

 

cause im not really all about just havin sex to have sex, its better when its with someone you care about--Iceberg

 

so true. once you find that someone, it makes sex a whole lot better. it makes it passionate, it makes it sweaty, and afterwards, there is no akward moment that you have to deal with.

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ahh i said get a buzz on, cause if your too drunk you'll end up like scott, who skipped takin off his cloths an just dry humped the girl through his pants... needless to say that didn't work, an he never got his peice of the pie

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Guest --zeSto--

one day it'll happen to me too!

 

maybe on my next birthday (my 24th)

some guys will pitch in and buy me a blowjob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Devilush

there is no akward moment that you have to deal with.

 

 

i can't say i've ever experienced that. most times it was a case of "there's the door, see ya later"

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

it was a non-event. i believe the phrase was "is that it?"

 

 

thankfully i got ALOT better since then.

 

 

oh geez that's funny..

those were my words exactly..

 

i had made the dude wait months and months, and i guess he was just so friggin excited it was over in about one minute..or maybe even less..

 

he was so embarassed he couldn't even get it up again for another week

 

hahhahaaaaaaaaaa ..i'm glad i'll never have that problem

 

and yeah, sex has improved drastically since then :crazy:

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

i can't say i've ever experienced that. most times it was a case of "there's the door, see ya later"

 

i was talking about in a commited relationship. so you're saying that you have akward moments with Isa?? hmmmmm?? :p

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people, your supposed to share with us your first time having sex, but i guess you missed the point. or just ignored it.

 

ill leave mine up there for the board to read, feel free to join in...

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Originally posted by Devilush

 

i was talking about in a commited relationship. so you're saying that you have akward moments with Isa?? hmmmmm?? :P

 

 

no, i meant before isabelle. but i meant that i never had akward moments, cos when it was all said and done, i was showing them the door.

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it was a drive by fucking,......kinda.......

 

I had never even kissed a girl before.

 

 

I had told this girl from school that I liked her, and she said she liked me too, but there was NO way she was actually acting on it, because the lesbian thing scared the crap out of her.

 

 

so I bothered her for MONTHS about it, to at least kiss me - what was the harm?

 

So she was over in my house one day and after an hour of talking about it she agrees and we start kissing. I was terrified, and thrilled to bits.

The kiss lasts about 2 minutes, at which point she pushes me back on the bed, tears my pants off and fucks me

 

 

then her parents come collect her, and I'm left sitting there going HOLY SHIT...........................

 

 

 

 

 

(the best part is I'm still with her.........*sigh*)

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Originally posted by Devilush

i did say my first time.

 

but i was just elaboarating on your quote because it is true.

 

"there isnt anything special to say about it. i know that the sex that i have right now is all that i want." - Devilush

 

aww i was hoping you'd elaborate an now i feel guilty for coming across as mean... imma sucker for females, wether its on the net or in real life

 

im sorry, forgive me?:o

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first time

 

oh yeah

thanks to alcohol i was a stud

i believe her words were:

"You rocked me"

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2 firsts

 

well, my first time was with my first serious girlfriend, we were both virgins. my dad and brothers brought me up on porn, but when i finally got down to it...missionary position. it wasnt that great. i was actually dissapointed. i learned condoms suck!!! and virgin girls dont help. anyways, it of course has been much better since.

 

another first...with a prostitute! okay, before you all get grossed out, it wasnt like a prostitute here in the states. i ran into a buddy of mine from home in thailand, and he had just got one. we went to this bar his girl worked at she had hella friends who kept grabbing our cocks and saying "sexy american!" it was cool. but, there was this one girl that had only been working for a few days, and she hadnt gone home with anyone yet. i was stoked and tried talking to her. no english! but hey, no worries, her and a few friends came with me and my boys and we smoked dank and fucked. it was great! no talking, just pure sex!! and yes, i wore a condom, but it didnt really phase me. i might have just been really horny. but she was clean, the sex was good, and if i wasnt her first...i was pretty damn close, if you all know what i'm sayin.

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and if i wasnt her first...i was pretty damn close, if you all know what i'm sayin.

 

you and the asian ho's... like peas and carrots.

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all i have to say is that is was not good, it was not special, it was not fun and i really don't ever want to think about it........ ever.......

 

caused a lot of mental sexual problems.

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