One Man Banned

I think it was more pure animal behavior at work. The little kid challenged him by standing before him beating is chest and the gorilla did what one would do in that situation. Similar to the lion one. Not a big deal to me. But true too, zoo animals suffer boredom, frustration, etc., etc. Not a big fan of the zoo anymore. People should be nicer. According to a movie I saw, those apes are going to take over the planet.

SLICE HEIL!

If hammered top chick might be fun, but she looks like she got miles on her, mad frequent flyer points there. Take a vacation and nurse those bags under your eyes honey. I have a feeling that 4 out of those 5 black chix take it in the pooper.

All that technology and big brother camera type shit has turned the game on piggies. Same shit they use against you is now being used to reveal their swineness.

College looks like govt housing next to old industrial buildings. Get a degree from the school of hard knocks.

Not a fan of tomato slices or pineapple. Fucking tomato slices are always going to come off the slice in a big chunk, and there's already tomato sauce on the pie. That hood pie looks greasy as a hood chick. Damn! Don't like my pizza super greasy, have to towel it off 1st if it is, don't need further incentive to drop a deuce after. My vacation spot does a dope basil and goat cheese pie. Have also gotten into roasted garlic mixed in with my toppings on a pie as of late.

Definitely hot. Like the old flick of the sign painters too, always felt I had some cheating going on when I did an ad for someone but looks like things haven't changed a bit.

I ate a lot of Indian food yesterday...feels like it's about to be reincarnated.

That was pretty much my thoughts going in. Machida seems kind of done to me, he's provided enough entertainment in his time but can't seem to hang with who's out there now. Swanson's been around and had a lot of fights, but for a fighter like that I'd rather see Donald Cerrone. Miller might be kind of done too, good chess match for a bit but he just couldn't dominate that. I missed much of the prelims, but from what I saw of all the fights the ladies may have been the best. Little surprised that Van Zant is with Alpha Male and didn't grab the neck once but she's young and has a lot to learn.

Came across this the other day, pic always cracked me up. Like damn bitch, someone done shit on the back of your neck!

I am amused by the people who hang those fake balls off the back of their car or truck. Like doesn't that make them riding on the dick? Should they make some tits to go up front for those who want female cars? Maybe some tits and balls if you've done some conversions on the car.

My friend theorizes that pizza on the reheat, like from a place that sells slices, is better because the 1st time just cooks/melts everything, but the 2nd time lets it all meld together. My other friend theorizes that you can't take a dump without also taking a piss.

Dude, you're missing the best pen holder EVER!!!

Don't want my pizza being made by Edward Penishands, ya know? Don't want my salad made by Mr. I just took a dump and my finger poked through the toilet paper either.

I wonder what % of employees DO NOT wash their hands before returning to work? I shudder to think.

Seems kind of dumb to me, brewed with ice cream? I wouldn't want salted anything in my beer, imagine there's better flavors they could go with, and I figure anything ice cream would go better toward a milk stout.