One Man Banned

Is that like a stationary bike?

Yes, like that. Now other than the fact that I'm retarded, why can't I do it??

Guess I don't get this new shit.

1408034835919_Image_galleryImage_Artist_Victor_Iva Dude walks around London dressed head to toe in chicken skin, lol.

What is this Edward Scissortongue shit the 12oz banner is trying to push on me? Dookie! Conor McGregor should stick to fighting.

I got free gas for the lot of you

When does beer not pair well with a burger & fries? Milkshakes were just an in the way 3rd wheel, beer is where it's at. Been mad lucky, my neck of the woods has seen a revival of local beers not seen in years & years. Some of them are even worth drinking!

"Suck my ass it smells." G.G. Allin

I just farted and didn't shit myself. Sounds like a win win.

On a separate note, I know some of yous watched last night. Silva/Diaz was a letdown, no real action at all. Probably time for Silva to go out, he's not finishing fights anymore. And Diaz, he really didn't do much of anything yesterday. It's one thing to taunt and clown if you're going to kick the guy's ass, but it's nothing more than poor showboating if you can't back it up. Also feel that UFC is oversaturated and becoming lame. I've noticed from watching many, many fights that when you look around outside the octagon there are a lot of empty seats, even up front. You can see Dana White in his seat, and he doesn't even watch the fights, just fidgets with his phone. And the involvement of pro wrestlers, UFC learned showmanship, playing up the heel character, etc., from wrestling. I guess it sells events to the greatest common denominator, but damn it cheapens things.

Fuck, aint been in here in forever & took me a minute to find it again. Anyhow...... anyone got some updates on sites streaming UFC fights? Old links I had were eventually taken down. Prefer the ones where you don't have to sign up or download shit.

Jesus Christ this new shit sucks. Random threads are displayed instead of newest, know there used to be an option for how threads are displayed in preferences, don't see it now. Search function still sucks, trying to locate my old fav threads and search is no help. The search function could have an eye in its ass and still couldn't find shit!

Smash lotion. Hefty bag trash the bitch.