Men are divided into two classes: those who bask in pleasure and those who suffer. I always associate myself with the latter.
-Diderot
Not so much a quote as a frame of reference.
I've had an abortion on my account, but I didn't find out until later. If she had kept it, I think I would have been alright, though, since she was a lot older.
Anyway, yeah, in this case, I'd definitely refute it being my kid.