Drunk tank 6 times, tooth chipped from falling into a car, two head gashes, broken nose and face bone and ribs from being punched in the face by 280lb beast, many fights, punch cop in the face go to jail, wake up in a random strangers car, wake up in a bus shack....all in the last year or so. Go me! I win being the most retarded!!byyaaaaaaaaah Don't tell me I have a problem, I'm not THAT retarded that I don't know.