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naW..FALSE. i own too many shoes to have a 'beat up' pair. tpbm had someone else cook them dinner tonight

Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo you could charm the pants off the young ladies

false..just the opposite. i have to be bleeding and losing organs to complain about health issues. tpbm has some broken ass furniture in their pad...but refuses to get rid of it, just yet

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ttt.. i was just comin on to tell you -package recieved...THANK YOU. i love your taste. chocolate tits...ftw good stuff..thanks again. good luk on your new digs. sm

Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo i like that your name is not in 'semi' form

false...shit i can barely walk on my feet tpbm rolls the tube of toothpaste up from the bottom

taking a break from organizing receipts and statements and numbers..for taxes.

niiiiice update

true. tpbm knows how to give a fantastic massage

Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo you take my breath away

mmm mmm mmm those cars.

false. they dont let too many self employed folks do that. tpbm is plannin up somethin for valentines day

funny shit ^ oh yeah puds..i should have warned you, that i dont have a creative bone in my body.

wow..THIS page looks fantastic

ok..well, since were on topic (kind of) not that i hear it too much anymore, but whats the deal with men and blue balls? how come you just cant masterbate for "relief"? and how come grown ass men dont really talk about it...it was more when i was younger, i guess.

you only get one pee-pee

false. i keep it in the front...possibly on the car. tpbm has been busted for sexin in public

sounds a little kinky...but i can see this working in yor favor. my girlfriend once woke up in the middle of the night..her husband not in bed. she walked downstairs & saw he was in the garage....standing up,pajamas around the ankles jacking off to some porn, with VEGITABLE oil. she just looked at him, turned around and went back to bed. we remind him EVERYTIME we see him..haha maybe ill recommend canola to him

wallaby...really fish? thats awesome.

false....but am so down to do it. the person below me makes people take off their shoes before entering the house

tails....this seems to be looking more and more like a bad idea. thats just me. if ANY situation evokes any type of rage....it just isnt good. you said you dont want her to see that side of you....IF that side truely exists...let her see..quit frontin and hiding it...but def no need to walk right into a situatione that will leave you , like you said, a 'sitting duck' suki is wise...long distance works SOMETIMES..seems like its worked this far...no? cali- is it salted butter popcorn....or.....?

Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo your posts are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD.....come to vegas..i will cook for you.

Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo is that a high post count...or you just happy to see me?

if you have nothing to lose...go out there for a year. in the end at least you will look back and say you tried, rather than look back in regret because you didnt. On the other hand, you sure all these fools be trying to get at your girl? the way you put it, seems like the guy to girl ratio is like 20:1. i mean, how many ex's can one girl have? (especially if she is just entering college) maybe this is the real issue. maybe she tells you this to get you a little jealous? again, id be more concerned with how many ex's she has...and the image she is protraying where men/boys just cant seem to take it that she is in a relationship.

wait..where can i get said 'home motor'?.... for those hair dryer attachment lookin things?