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haha-you said 'rub it out'

he's coming over because he wants to ..let him. get better tho

Re: American WholeCar thread... holy shit..ichabod

50..i wondered the same thing..about looking not "put together" all the time.. i follow a few rules for myself. anal-not happenin...UNLESS you let me do you, so you can see how it feels. farting-fucking never..ever ever eva..my mom says she has never heard me fart since ive been outta diapers. i dont even like for you to hear me pee. it does ruin a little bit of the hotness imo.i undertand when ur sick, and need to take care of eachother..but in general..nu-huh.

teh only way to find out is to try.haha its like toe sucking...some like it..some are completely grossed out by it.

^i know that old fool cant read...and he sure the fuck shouldnt be driving..haha agreed with 50 whats up with some girl's sense of entitlement? if he buys you a drink....buy the next round. always bring the money you plan on spending...and offer it up. IF he really insists, let him. but really? it shows initiative and a sense of independence. i was not part of the womans movement...i just live in the following generations.

false. messy house-messy mind tpbm has the window opened a bit...to smell the rain

Haribo =yes but,

Re: Dear ________, - no homo (since the topic is clear) dear person i was sexin saturday, i meant all that sex talk i said.. *and if you would have slept longer..you would wake up like pizzy^ cali & pizzy get yours.

false...but maybe close. tpbm isnt old enough to purchase alcohol

Re: Dear ________, - no homo cali.. wait..let me get this right... you've never heard "this dick is sooooooo good"....or "ill cook for you" during sex. i need clarification. sex talk is hot..but to add anything about 'cooking' in the mix....just doesnt sound right. sm

true..i love beef. tpbm doesnt eat red meat

true..who told you?. tpbm has sent nudes out via phone

false..(i dont think so..or not that i know of..but everyone has a hater out there) tpbm has a talking bird around them

false. not too healthy to do that (go pee cali) tpbm cant grom a stache if he tried

true. have some company tpbm takes a shower til the hot water runs cold

true..i love overcast and dreary weather..thats what it is outside now. tpbm has overcast too. ps.i admire your response redeyedanimal

fuck no. haha..i mean false tpbm would fuck 2 fives and call it a ten

thx for postin those again.

false. had the typical pineapple..but idk about anything else. tpbm has had sex til they blacked out

*damnit..their catching on..haha

Re: I wanna see your...........PETS! my girlfriend told me she would catch her dogs chewing on stuff..so what they did was take an empty soda can..fill it halfway with little rocks or beans..(something that can rattle) wrap it completely with duct tape. when she would see the dog chewing, she would stand out of view, and throw the can NEAR the dog..not at the dog..and it would startle him. it only took a short while before he would connect the noise with the chewing and stopped. staying out of sight is key, so they think it comes out of nowhere. she said it worked.

nice lil update...\ and that STS ..wow

i wouldnt be opposed to it..so,true. tpbm talks with 12 oz people outside of 12 oz

take a clean tube sock...fill it with rice.( you can add an herbal type tea bag..or herbs themselves..depending on preference keep this in your freezer (in a freezer storage bag to prevent any other smell from permeating it) when you have a sore neck/ankle/knee...tired eyes..just bring out sock from freezer and i will mold around sore spots. --or you can warm it in the microwave...for a heat compress/cramos or what not.