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false. ill just quit talking all together.-then play my infamous, 'im deaf' role. tpbm thinks more han a mouthful is too much

False. ima Freddy fan. tpbm thinks Hellraiser is a Halloween staple.

true -but I prefer Opulent if I had the choice. the person below me like Freddy more than Jason.

dear piece of shit my brother calls 'wife", I was planning/hoping on going to your funeral sometime soon (preferrably not a working day, because I would hate to miss money, just to see you on your last day) but after being on life support this week, you became 'responsive' last night. This is your 5th time trying, so you think you would have suicide down to a science by now. Take notes from the other members in or family, they did it right the first time. Until then, im gonna try to find "suicide for dummies". So dont try slitting your wrist, drinking the bleach, or overdosing anymore-you're doing it wrong. We get it, you want some attention, but it's not about you as long as you have those kids. Should have let me have them a long time ago, I damn sure would have provided a better life for them. Why did the hospital waste their 'life support' on someone who wants to die. just go already, The one who is sick over the fact that your kids have to live this life.

ps. did i mention i was bored?

on my way to work the other day...ducks wouldn't move out of the way. pick up kid from bus stop-this dude was waitin as well. picked up nieces and the baby, so they could carve pumpkins and i can play with the baby. took him outside..before the rain came down. this baby is a tank....here is my kid holding him. hes 11 mo almost. last night these fools came over and smoked themselves stoooopid. went to work today. did these for a client..... ...only because i did these for her 2 weeks ago. I tried to top it. came home, brought home this big Mr Potato head i had a client pick up for me (for baby) (didnt take before picture) but brought home this empty bowl of a snack mix i made for them hungry bitches at work. pumpkin molded in a few days..and it didnt look like that this morning. saw what the rain did to my kid's decor outside. color hair. waiting for color to process...im bored as hell. picked these shoes up at a corny halloween store. must find a way to incorporate them into a costume. (boredom+shoes+camera+time=time killer) oops, camera lens cover kid just left-going to knotts tmrw. I am home on a friday night, no plans, bored out of my mind. if i dont get company soon, im going to bed.until then. friday the 13 marathon- i'll be here all night

dear laughs. hit me up about that & meeting your deadline tonight. ps. mad jealous of your SF trip.

dear Earl, turkish cocks?..hmm never had that (those), plus it seems like something they would serve on a skewer, not in a bowl..not to mention, it seems kinda far. got any contacts in vegas?.. or at least the west coast? I know it seems desperate..but i think i just need a night of good ole hate sex to release some stress. im sure that was more than you wanted to know, V

Dear Earl.. where can said bowl of cocks be found? i only seem to find one at a time. it doesnt even have to be a bowl... get well. B

Dear friends of the Dear thread. My kid has a Physics project--that I know she did quite some years ago, we just don't remember how we did it, or who did the best in her class. remember the "egg drop experiment"? -overall demisions cannot exceed 14cm squared. -overall weight (w/o egg) cannot exceed 35 grams. -4 meter fall. -only paper products-except tape to hold it together anyone remember what you did? asking for your 2cents. Slim's Momma.

looking forward to watching this project unfold.

listening to thunder and watching lightning. feelin the breeze. smellin the rain. someone should come lay in bed with me.

saw this dude the other day

true i guess..i dont mind it. (heard certain colognes had to be pulled off the market because they contained too much gas in them) tpbm has severe allergies

true. tpbm thinks most oontzers are under 19

Dear You. So are you. (hehe) xxxL

dear Cali. Hi. that is all. (so far) Your Freind

This page is full of gooods. consisitantly running late for work due to this thread.

just woke up -turned on TV to one of the best movies. National Lampoons Christmas vacation. day off. life's good. Saying goodmorning to you all

false. tpbm is freezing.

false. dont have a girlfriend the person below me wishes i did, and wishes i would post pics of us in bed

Dear Earl and Ms. Seyer.. WTF is up with that video? I mean, c'mon... not only does he get "flashing lights" first....he's the ONLY one who gets it. mylightsnevergetflashed, SM

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. -- Raymond Lindquist Creativity can be described as letting go of certainties, -- Gail Sheehy call it trite, but I find myself using this more and more eachday. "the lack of planning on your part, doesn't constitute and emergency on mine"

Crown makes puppies grow quick!

Cali... I thought that would have something to do with it. You deserve a prize...(or something..right?) Dear RED, I tell folks all about my heart on... ...my chest. ;)