rob steal

just got the the new high on fire 'snakes for the divine' and it is fucking dope. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K7L6Uk-CWg

rendering a 160 frame wire removal i've been working on all week.

write left but right handed dominant. throw, kick, bat right. shoot a pistol right but a rifle left. this is not ambidextrous

Re: I shit my pants today. sharting caught on camera http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1266822851/News_Reporter_Shits_Herself_During_Interview

under the assumption vodka and whiskey are 80 proof. multiply 80 by 50% or .5, then add the result to the original number. 80 x .5 = 40 80 + 40 = 120 or 150% of 80 is 120

CDM is only 60 proof, absinthe is at least double that.

i was drinking a bunch of the alameda absinthe a few years ago and had the czech stuff more recently in australia. http://articles.sfgate.com/2007-12-05/news/17273166_1_lance-winters-anise-and-fennel-bottle the whole wormwood bit is a bunch of nonsense as the thujone is in parts per billion.

fixed gear, free wheel it's really self explanatory.

Re: Great Pictures~ plight of the urban coyote taken yesterday just off santa monica blvd in hollywood

i almost got door prized a few weeks ago riding home from work. i stopped about 6" short and asked the guy if he was trying to kill me. he bit his lip knowing if he said the wrong thing i was slap him across his mouth but after i peddled away i heard him yell out "next time i'll shoot you". http://bicyclesafe.com/doorprize.html

tracing a chinese guy kicking the crap out of 5 street thugs.

Fedor Emelianenko

arrests have been made http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-09-28-chicago-beating_N.htm

you're kind of dumb.

i was at a house party in darlinghurst and a dude came in from smoking out on the balcony and had a huntsmen on his back. i told him not to move and got it to crawl on my hand and took back outside and put it in the ivy. saw a nice orb out by the zoo on new years day. i'll have to dig up the pic.

said the retard that can't fix his own flat

the chinese were all about 08/08/08 i got to work at 9:08 today. it turned 9:09 right as i was about to clock in so i waited 9 more seconds for 9:09:09 09/09/09

if you really wanna ruin your dinner search mrsa boils on youtube. i'm thinking thats what that was.

pretty cool sped up video http://www.brandonriza.com/Video/HTML/ZeroPercentContained.html

i'm miles away but i saw it come over a hill at dusk a few night ago and watched it light up the night sky. saturday afternoon i drove down to san diego and then back yesterday morning. the damn thing doubled in size over night and killed 2 firefighters sat. afternoon view from my porch view from the street view from long beach things that look like tits on the way down things that look like tits on the way back downtown LA 9:00 a.m. sunday. this lifted by 11:00 a.m.

never used chrome or opera. never had a problem with firefox though, so i'm none the wiser. that shit about noah webster being responsible for americanizing the english language is true. i'm sure i butchered the details there but he is directly responsible for no U in color.

i didn't grow up with the internet but it ain't that hard to figure out. i use firefox with the fasterfox plug in and lavafox to snaz it up a bit. there is no U in color because way back when the founding fathers of the united states were trying to separate themselves from the tyranny of england they entrusted noah webster to make a dictionary and he attempted to further distance americans from the english by altering the spelling thus creating american english or some shit like that.

i just got me a job in hollywood and had to pass a piss test. i wasn't taking any chances and went with a megacleanser. it's all systems go now. LA sure does love its helicopters, there's one circling over head now.

run forest run http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nVYFkz_yoM

i read mac danzig was the bleeder of the night. i thought i read stephan bonnar was cut too but only danzig shows up on the injury report.