humbert

agreed. I can't actually look at it when you buy it in the box, it looks like someone threw up in there and added some cheese garnish.

Moogle is

did you see that napkin with the instructions on?

smash!

nicely put

No.

i hope to god it isn't just me who doesn't 'get' this nerd shit. what the fuck is /b/?

i cosign with the first girl.

i don't know, where were we last night?

humbert - always angry, no one ever knew why

where would makros fit in?

Shit I forgot you were meant to use omegle for intellectual debates with strangers. Got me..

what i'm sayin. I used to be on this board a while ago under a number of different names. Left for a good few months then came back and had been mysteriously permanently banned. Wasn't even able to get on my control panel. Must be something about the 'crash' (something I was absent for). Btw Bojangles, did you used to post some of your paintings in the old 'abstract art' thread eons ago? I was really into those.

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Neutral Milk Hotel, The National

Be the big dog. Establish an internet persona. Say you're from somewhere bad. Maybe hint at a troubled family life (ensure everyone knows you're over the age of 24 or you'll get ripped for being a 'minor'). Make sure you know more about internet humour than everyone else. Have an extensive back catalogue of photos involving pedobear/cats/internet cult phenomena at your finger tips which you can apply to any conversation or thread. Learn the private jokes, 'oontz, graf n dance, etc'. Welcome to 120z.

My girlfriend used to be a cokehead and borderline alcoholic. I told her (in not quite as brutal terms as Spitfire above) that if she didn't stop I wouldn't bother sticking around. Now she's been sober (both drugs n booze) for 4 months. I still think this is an exception to the rule though. That rule being, girls on drugs is a huge turn off. Girls on coke especially repulse me. A lot of the girls I know drop MDMA and K like it's no big deal nowadays though, resulting in less hang time between me and them.

hahaahahah!

Well yes, you would man up, but that isn't what I was saying. I was replying to the idiots being like 'wrap your dick up dude you shouldn't be having sex'. I don't think I ever implied life was 'peaches and cream'...where did you get that from?

it's been a while since i been here. i forgot the rules.

International pen pals. Sounds kind of gay but fun. I live in London UK. Any requests?

To all you idiots being all 'man up, you shouldn't be fucking if you're getting her pregnant' yada yada, can you not fucking read? He already explained that he practices safe sex and wraps that shit up. Unfortunately the 3% or whatever of the time condoms don't work, this shit can happen. Morons. It's nothing to do with irresponsibility, it's just bad fucking luck. I was actually in this same situation two months ago. My girl was depressed and confused, but she knew that it was inevitably the right thing to do. All you can do, like many people have said, is to be there for her and listen to her. Be attentive, talk to her but don't push it if you can feel her getting upset. Go out of your way to make sure she's comfortable. And I mean this both before and AFTER she gets the abortion. My girl had the surgery and came out crying, so you know that taking that pill and watching your insides coming out of you is going to be a fucking difficult thing to deal with. Don't expect it to be over and everything to be normal again, it could take a while. Then again it sounds like you have your head on your shoulders, so most of this should be common sense..