humbert

I've thrown up out of a moving car window before. It was out of a cab and I was the only one in the cab besides the driver. Here (london) if you throw up in/on a cab you have to pay for the clean up costs, luckily i think he must have just thought i was getting some air...good job i paid him and got the hell inside my house before he noticed flecks of vomit over the left side of his car..

indeed. when i used to be on the oontz there was a knightowls thread for anyone up in the early hours. Is it still called that or is it even still kicking around somewhere?

and unfortunately not in an exciting, graff n dance oontz oontz oontz way either. Been in bed with flu for the past week, doped up to my eyeballs in painkillers.

that must be it. Seriously though, if someone would explain, that would be helpful. I mean, the props bit I kinda understand, but the purpose of the tic tacs?

humbert: can i tap dat? her: hi her: yeah ok humbert: pee in the butt? her: if u want

well timed

WHAT THE FUCK ARE TIC TACS? WHAT ARE PROPS?? WHAT?? WHY??

More secret recipe links needed. You have to pay for all this shit... MOAR FREE

Now please let's not start with stereotypes, it would be really unfortunate to point out all the things wrong and corrupt with your fat, child obesity ridden fucking country....

that's probably because you're some midwest cunt who doesn't know shit outside of his own state.

Re: ...and the circle of stupid is complete. Sarah Palin says that Obama's "Death Panel" . Seriously, what is it with you and assrape/shit/asses etc? You're probably a 17 year old boy who found 120z, decided that in order to make a 'name for yourself' (in the same vein as Makros etc) you had to form some kind of distinctive personality where you just repeat the same phrases and 'shock slogans' again and again. Well this is the internet, and nothing is shocking any more. You are neither original, nor funny. Go away.

heh, heh.

fuck's bobby shaw?

yep I get that from time to time. I just find it usually results from irritating the skin i.e. hacking away at any hairs down there with a razor. Or shaving against the direction of the growing hairs.

I'm english but I thought this might interest the majority of ch.0. Pretty fucking good to see a journalist actually doing their job for once, worth a watch just to see him tear him to pieces.

failthread.

You live in your office?

it's 3.33am. i want to see some fucked up shit now that is going to give me nightmares. Twinky, proceed.

that dish towel is a bad, bad colour. I don't even know what must have happened to make the edges that colour...

Also, pm me when you're back in london. I'll let you know if there are any good parties happening, otherwise like all american tourists you'll just end up going to a shitty bar in leicester square. No offence.

I was in dam a couple of years ago...street bombing is chill...but just be aware that in you're in the red light district there are some sketchy characters always knocking about and you wanna make sure you're being subtle. If you wanna paint a wall all day, go to Flavorpark. It's at the end of one of the tram lines, it's a load of walls underneath a motorway on the borders of the city, some of them surrounded by a lake. Pretty nice place to relax, paint and drink beer for an afternoon. I'll try and find the name of the paint shop we went to..

Couple guys represented by White Cube here in london who are favourites of mine: Darren Almond - http://www.whitecube.com/artists/almond/ii/ Julie Mehretu - http://www.whitecube.com/artists/mehretu/

I tend not to agree with most writers views/tastes in modern art because it often all treads the line way too close to actual graffiti. Letters, design, cartoon characters, all that kinda stuff. People who I'm into lately though: Charles Avery: Gerhard Richter: Andreas Gursky (fine art photographer): Vija Celmins: (that is a PENCIL drawing by the way) amongst others.