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"she ran away and remains at large" How slow are Cleveland cops?

I find absolutely nothing amusing about this at all. If s/he tried to stick it in that's one thing but getting kicked in the head so hard they got a seizure because they wanted a piss is utterly ridiculous.

that scary ass looking dude at the top of the page is the guy who put all those stars on the teenage girls face.

Dear Almighty, I'm from the ignore it and it'll go away school of thought for the stuff I do remember so it's all good. grd Dear bunny, that hasn't been my experience /neverenougheggsoner Dear day after the night before, you suck -poorme

Dear SM, I can relate, I got crazy family for days. -grd Dear Saturday night, ummmm wow, let's not do that for a while huh /badsarah Dear oontz, Happy chocolate egg day! I hope the bunny was kind to you -grd

resign yourself to fucking crusty slags from here on out, no decent girl is gonna want to get ANYWHERE near that

You're definitely gonna die SYHTFOLT sincerely Dr Grounded

Bristol Stokes Croft riots opposing a supermarket. A copper gets a concrete slab dropped on his head in one of those vids. Goes down like woah.

Dear Saturday, thank you for the super weather, not so much for the pasty dudes who insist on taking their shirt off in public. -sunningrd Dear engagement party I want no part of, I'm gonna make the best of a bad situation. I'm gonna start drinking soon, then I'm going to take an inordinate amount of drugs, make a fool of myself and bounce to a club where I will dance like a wanker and more likely than not end the night by eating some crap I'd never consider eating sober...then spewing somewhere in public. I make no apologies, you made me do it. -fubargrd

TOOTS! also, yeah if you can't pull a slag in a bar, go back to her place and do despicable things to her you're doing something very wrong.

needs moar folk

http://www.thisisfakediy.co.uk/articles/news/odd-future-cancel-london-show

Deary me, Is there any point in getting worked up about things you have no control over and can't change? As Kenny Rogers said..."know when to fold 'em" hint - that'd be now; because that way madness lies. Sincerely, me there. Dearest beer garden, The sun really suits you. /afternoondrinker

Oh no, that is really sad. Will Do came on random this morning. RIP

No, that was awesome. I'm really looking forward to seeing what you come up with. 12oz underwear line on the horizon...

Erin IS a girls name and sounds NOTHING like Aaron. Eh-rin with an E, AR-un or Air-on depending on your chav level.

I'm so fucking sick of all this royal wedding nonsense. I hope they all get food poisoning at the breakfast beforehand and spew their way through the vows. In anticipation of the wedding of Prince William of Wales and Kate Middleton, we bring you the events official drinking game, providing you with the British way to watch a Royal Wedding. Rules in the info tab, suggestions welcomed! Description *** DISCLAIMER*** - This game should not be played with alcohol. - No one should play this game. - It not intended to be taken seriously. - The founders of this fan page cannot accept ANY responsibility for those who do decide to play this game. Please see the following website:http://www.drinkaware.co.uk/ ***DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME WITH ALCOHOL*** Intellectual Property of Niall Carr, Mike Scott, Steven Bayles and Thomas Artemius Lowe. © Now the boring stuff is out of the way, lets proceed with what we're all here for... If you've made it this far, you, like us, are looking to remember (or not) the Royal Wedding as a truly messy occassion. The only things required are something to drink and a jug that shall be known as "The Future Kings Cup" the use of this will become clear later, although I'm sure the more experienced amongst you will be aware of its purpose. The rules are as follows (they may ocassionally enconter something of a restructuring to make them more intelligble or generally better), although as it stands they are incomplete, which means I need your suggestions to make this the best damn day it can be... 1. If the Queen is on the screen you must be drinking. The woman has ruled the country for over 50 years, the least you can do is get destroyed in her honour. 2. Any time Prince Harry appears all players must produce a Nazi salute. The last player to do so must consume 5 fingers/mouthfuls for their poor reactions. 3. If Elton John is spotted the last person to shout "Candle in the Wind" must drink 5. 4. Any time time paralells are drawn to the Diana and Charles wedding (or any previous Royal Wedding for that matter), by commentators or otherwise, all players must consume 3 fingers/mouthfuls of their drink. 5.We're British (or shall assume the role for the day), which means we're a simple folk who enjoy comforts such as bacon and beer. With this in mind then, what better way to greet our anthem than with a hearty chug. As a result when the National Anthem is playing, everyone must be stood up and drinking. (Cheers to Will Sugg for inspiring this rule) 6.William will one day become king of this fine country, a fact that needs to be celebrated no? Every time the word "future" is said, in the mentioned context or not, an amount no less than 1 finger must be added to the "Future Kings Cup" by any player. This should then go in a clockwise direction from the first player to do so everytime future is mentioned, to ensure the cup has a good mix of drinks. (Cheers to Sam Baggot for inspiring this rule) 7. And following on from Rule 6, The last person to shout "God save the future King!" upon the proclamation of "I now pronounce you man and wife" has to down the Future King's Cup. I fear for those that are last here, I really do. (Cheers to Dick Sharp for inspiring this rule) 8. Prince Phillip has found a warm place in many of our hearts, his "Racist Grandad" appeal simply too hard too dislike. As a result, whenever he is shown independant of the Queen (to avoid complications with rule 1), the last player to shout "Bloody Foreigners" must drink 3 fingers. Penalties can be awarded for anyone who makes no attempt to imitate his accent. 9. Prime Ministers never tend to be popular, but our current one is hated even by those standards. So to allow you all to "stick it to da man" whenever our fearless leader David Cameron appears on screen, the first player to shout "Cunt" (substitute for a less offensive word if necessary) is allowed to come up with a rule of their own. Enjoy your one chance at tyranny!

so you aren't listening to porn while looking at your pets?

what a divvy, what a fucking div, talking like a moron walking like a spiv... The Libertines - What a Waster

I rarely see a par of these that I like, I'm more into dunks, but these are fresh. I keep umming and ahhing over these

/payingattentiononer Will you have to do much of the sewing by hand what with the laying the support in? When you do start can we have progression flicks? It's actually super interesting construction wise. I haven't done any sewing for time but you've inspired me. I might make moves on a new project

Dear edoggg, sorry for your loss. 6 years after my childhood dog passed and we still talk about all the awesome stupid stuff he did. Take comfort in the fact you gave her a great life and she was loved to the end, you know she reciprocated. grd To whom it may concern, I am in a splendid mood, today is awesome. /sillyme

I'm pretty sure I'm not his type. Beer, now with added viagra http://www.brewdog.com/product/royal-virility-performance We only have 1,000 bottles available. A limited-edition beer containing Viagra to mark the forthcoming royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton on April 29th. Brewed using various well known aphrodisiacs, the limited edition artisanal beer will only be available to buy from the BrewDog.com website. According to the specially commissioned label, the Royal Virility Performance contains Viagra, chocolate, Horny Goat Weed and ‘a healthy dose of sarcasm’. The beer is a 7.5% ABV India Pale Ale and has been brewed at BrewDog’s brewery in Fraserburgh. With this beer we want to take the wheels off the royal wedding bandwagon being jumped on by dozens of breweries; The Royal Virility Performance is the perfect antidote to all the hype. A beer should be brewed with a purpose, not just because some toffs are getting married, so we created something at our brewery that will undermine those special edition beers and other assorted seaside tat, whilst at the same time actually give the happy couple something extra on their big day. James Watt, Head of Stuff at BrewDog commented: “We put a bottle in a jiffy bag marked ‘Prince Willy, Buckingham Palace’. We sent it by Royal Mail as we presume they are most likely to know where he lives. As the bottle says, this is about consummation, not commemoration, so we hope he gets it.”

I'd totally hire this guy.

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