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  1. grd

    Dear ________,

    Dear Saturday, that was a bit odd, eh? I should be in bed now but I don't think one more gasper will kill me. much appreciated, meinnit Dear Rolf, My bestest friend is a weegie and his accent ain't nearly as strong as yours! Even when he's drunk as fuck and speaking run offs in barely understandable broken Scottish. Still, I understand every word and that makes me a little proud to be a celt. Keep on keepin on innit sincerely, grounded
  2. Will I be relied upon to repopulate the planet? If so... Mars Bar Guinness Christian Louboutin Eyeliner Stephen Malkums
  3. In english...St Marys Church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the rapid whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio of the red cave.
  4. Morning after the night before where gloves go to die happy ending
  5. these are all from a few days ago, a drunken evening with friends... I'd not tried this shit before but I approved, three fold. This bouncer is smoking shisha at the entrance to the club My mission burrito was foiled by drunken lateness Territorial pissings And the devil will drag you under by the sharp lapel of your checkered coat Bubblegum shisha to be cont...
  6. After seeing the cat litter they probably associate you with cat shit
  7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCH5f2daSSM
  8. grd

    Dear ________,

    Dear Lou, after the initial sadness of your death now I'm just angry that you could be such an utter twat. me
  9. chain smoking because I'm frustrated after the reasliation DIY is not my forte hit me. After I finish my coffee I will be looking for a handy man or calling my ex-boyfriend and admitting I'm not all about female empowerment. yeah
  10. http://www.spearhead-entertainment.com/storage/charliesheen.swf While we all have to sit in here and touch ourselves and frown, he's out there WINNING!
  11. Dub War Skindred Dub War were better but I'm happy to see my homies get some shine now with Skindred (cheers xen, I'll get you when I've 'spread it about a bit'.
  12. "I was a party earlier on and we were out in the garden having a barbeque. We were outside having a few drinks and some food and one of us noticed some guy was looking at us from his bathroom window. The bloke seemed to be cleaning his bathroom but was topless and when we looked at him he didn't seem to care and just kept staring at us and when we waved he waved back. After a while we realised he had Downs syndrome so we felt a bit sorry for him so stopped interacting with him. Later on I was cooking some sausages on the barbeque and talking to my friend and out of the corner of my eye I saw the same guy at a different window from behind the curtain looking at us and licking his lips. When I put my full attention on him I saw he was completely naked and was playing with himself whilst looking at us all. I was shocked and told everyone what was happening and we all looked at him and he still continued to play with himself, and if anything it spurred him on. His wanking technique wasn't very good, all he did was focus his thumb and index finger on the very tip of his dick and just did a standard wanking technique but his willy wasn't even erect so I don't see how he could have enjoyed it. After everyone was alerted to this event we all just stood up and looked at him and the guy whose house we were at started shouting at him telling him to fuck off. All this attention spurred him on and he played with himself even harder whilst looking into all of our innocent faces. A few minutes later, his other downy friend turned up at the bathroom window and just kept looking at us. All this kept on going on for quite a while so we just got a bit bored with all the commotions and carried on with what we were doing. Every now and then we would look up at the house and see him there either playing with his flacid member or just casually staring at us. It was surreal at first but we got used to it. I was quite annoyed because it put me off my food. What a wanker." Flicks or it didn't happen? sure...
  13. http://www.webpark.ru/uploads54/110131/la_cultura_47.jpg he is sooooo pretty, why would he do this to his beautiful face?!
  14. dying a little on the inside, listening to Stereolab, smoking, trying to muster up the energy to walk the dog.
  15. Stereolab - Mars Audiac Quintet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkpXoM0D-Pk
  16. grd

    Dear ________,

    Dear drunk friend, remember when I said "I'm leaving now, want to jump in the taxi?" THIS. No I won't come get you, it's nearly 3am, my feet hurt and frankly I feel a bit icky. I couldn't give a shit about the dickhead you're crying over OR why you're crying over him. I've told you before, dump his ass. Stop calling me until you've sobered up. /oneheartlesscunt
  17. Human milk ice cream goes on sale Covent Garden ice cream parlour sells out of delicacy despite charging £15 for every 10 ounces At £15 for every 10 ounces, you could certainly say they're milking it for all it's worth. A central London ice-cream parlour has started selling ice-cream made with human breast milk. The Icecreamists in Covent Garden, London, have named their unusual delicacy Baby Gaga. The treat is made by mixing breast milk with Madagascan vanilla pods and lemon zest. The milk has been donated by women who were paid £15 for every 10 ounces of their bodily fluid. The dessert is offered up in a martini glass to those daring enough to try it for £14. Liquid nitrogen is also poured into the glass using a syringe. Despite its unusual ingredient, the company said the "organic, free-range and totally natural" product sold out when launched today. "The response has been amazing. People at first say it's disgusting because it's a bodily fluid, but so is cow's milk," said owner Matt O'Connor. "People love it when they try it." The company paid women who donated their breast milk after health screening. The Food Standards Agency says there are no specific laws prohibiting businesses from selling human milk products, but they must comply with general food safety laws to ensure the product is safe for consumption. The Icecreamists say Baby Gaga will be on the menu as long as the supplies keep flowing.
  18. Today I have been mostly listening to...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEXQysil6O8 Not actually that though because that's a youtube video of a live performance but the album Machine Gun Etiquette.
  19. I'm beyond tired so at the moment I'd rather be sat under my duvet, watching Rope, drinking tea and eating cherry garcia. But I'm wearing heels, drinking brandy mentally preparing myself for a night filled with rain, hipster wankers, sub par music and talking to people I've been avoiding for months. All in the name of friendship.
  20. If someone gave me a mix tape filled with Prince songs I'd have to assume they'd had some kind of seizure.
  21. Pavement - grounded I'd like to fold them up and keep them in my pocket
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