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Ryan Adams - Dear John from the BBC sessions. It's fucking AWESOME

Dear NBB -grd Dear laughs, I'm secure enough in my sexuality to appreciate a great pair of boobs when I see 'em. I've tried to do the photo hunt thing but I always forget what's on the list and I can't even find my camera. I'd ruin the thread with phone flicks and half assedness. -grd

There are lots of very handsome boys on the oontz...who knew?!

What if the characters of Broadway's "The Importance of Being Earnest" traveled through a time warp and woke up on the beach with Snooki, The Situation and the rest of the gang of MTV's "Jersey Shore"? In an exclusive video series created for Playbill by "Earnest" stars Santino Fontana and David Furr, the Roundabout Theatre Company cast puts "Jersey" in the mouths of Oscar Wilde's famed Britons. Think of it as a comedy of bad manners. Part 1 in a multi-part series.

The old dudes love them a bit of Welsh

A little while ago a really old fella in a pub told me I looked like her. Then he told me I had skin as soft as a she mouses underbelly. I'm not sure either statement is anywhere near the truth.

I don't think it's the digit thing that surprised people. It's the fact that the article said 'blow him' rather than 'perform oral sex' and then followed it with 'digitally penetrating' rather than 'finger bang' syntax

Dear ladies, I totally thought you were joking. I'm sorry. While I'm 100% supportive, I'd for sure buy one and hang it on my wall, I'm not convinced the internet is a place for faces. I'll be in the states in September though, and I'd totally help out and buy you all numerous beers. And of course I'm first in line to buy awesome Miss Symbols designed corsets!! (how's the denim working out? I'm super excited to see where you've got lovely!) -grd

DaShizzle that bag is immense!! Can I ask where you got it? You can never have enough Heathcliff

Someone obviously sent out the wrong kind of party invites.

Nouvelle Vague - Bande à Part http://youtu.be/4op1esLn4mc Ever Fallen in Love (With Someone You Shouldn't've)

What do you do if he is naked?

I just got an email from Tiffany & Co... I'm pretty sure I need the tan one asap

I've only half listened to it so far, I'm liking it though.

Dear laughs, SUPER cute, you found a nice one! Hang on to him, they're in VERY short supply!! Maybe you could be the official photographer? -grd Dear Rolferino, BOASTING -grd

Dear Realism, I'm sure there are hipsters somewhere willing to pay good money for beer with added dog fur. You may just be on to something. If you do decide to move forward with this my cut will be 15% -grd Dear Calender Girls, as mentioned above my cut will be 15% and I demand August, it's my birth month so I think it only fair. -Augrd

Can I get an answer to my question please DAO? I'm going shopping tomorrow and I really need to know what fish to buy. Also, can you please advise me on what I need to feed the cat to turn her into a giraffe? Thanks in advance

How much fish exactly do I have to feed my dog before I get a whale? Also, is it a particular type of fish I need to be feeding him or will tinned tuna be adequate? Thanks in advance Edit: I was wondering if I was limited to whales and dolphins or if I fed him say, lobster could I get a manatee? Because they're rad

Givenchy Marc Jacobs Alexander McQueen (to match THOSE shoes!) Proenza Schouler Alexander McQueen(to match THOSE boots) See by Chloé Alexander Wang(with silver accessories for Miss Symbols) *sigh*

That's made my fucking day. AMAZING, seriously. Thank you DAO

Dear Realism, I can't imagine beer with big dog as its namesake to taste that great grd Dear me, I know today is going to suck pretty hard, let's do all we can to keep busy and ignore it, innit. me

Artists make very little off albums, it's the record company that makes off that. Artists make bank from touring and merch

You're forgetting the whole Saddam thing. Personally I don't feel the need to see it but then I don't feel the need to see any more dead people. Sure it's great that he got his but there are a million more crazies waiting to take his place. Shooting one guy isn't gonna end this, we'd be naive imbeciles to think anything different. I'm bored of the whole hoopla now.

Just try it, you might like it, if it hurts we can stop and just cuddle.

IHU that's all kindsa awesome Mmmmmmmmmmulberry