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Dear Rolph, I drank enough last night to make Shane MacGowan proud. Sadly for reasons unbeknownst to myself it all seemed to be really dodgy cocktails. We ended the night by snorting teaspoons of Cholula hot sauce. So I figure I earned the right to have a little whine. dyingrd

Dear strangers on the internet. I am dying. Send help...and bring some milk, I'm out and I'd literally kill for a cup of tea. /REALLYhungoveroner

"I just don't find any sexy in them." - THIS 4'11?! You're teeny tiny!! I'm 5'9 and I've had boyfriends that didn't like me wearing heels out because I'm taller than them. Those tend not to last too long.

That tweed/snake skin balenciaga is amazing!

Guia La Bruna I love the old fashioned romanticism, the very first set is perfection.

Either way, she won.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/reviews/kill-your-friends-by-john-niven-780982.html It's sick, funny and twisted

Is she actually someone who gets paid to fuck fat old men? OR...did she go out, find a better looking dude with a bigger dick and a fatter wallet, fuck him for the shits n giggles and now umad?

that pizza thing up there made me think of this... which my friend insists is the greatest porn premise ever

Symbols, corseting is a great thing to get into! It's always gonna be in demand and what with the time and skill that goes into a good one you can charge pretty much what you want. When you're set to go remember me, I'll be queueing by here. That's one of the JPG for La Perla, £540 for that monstrosity!! I usually get an email about the sale so when it comes through I'll give you a heads up! At the moment I'm very into Guia La Bruna, they have some fantastic stuff but they won't let me grab the images so...http://guialabruna.com/ They appear to have a sale on too!

Yeah sorry. over here it's postage and packaging :) I do pay import duty which isn't too bad, it's the VAT that's the killer sometimes so I might well take you up on that Miss Symbols, thank you!! The site is great isn't it. The blokes might wanna have a look too, they do some mens stuff. Oh and I would literally kill for those jeweled/studded very prive and the Lace Valentinos!!!

These just made my heart flutter a bit. There's a webiste called glamourthings dot com that does handbags and shoes from past seasons and they're pretty reasonable, even with he 40 dollar P&P I have to pay because I'm in the UK

In July agent has an amazing summer sale, last year I got some great pieces with 70% off. I don't think much of the new collection this year but they have some really lovely swimwear pieces including an awesome 50's style bikini I don't just want, I NEED. Anyway... I'm not so struck with the suspender belt I like this but the bow placement is limiting aces black leather, gold chains with silk-satin lining Also, have you seen the new JP Gaultier collection for La Perla? Some of it is err interesting.

fucking cunts

not strictly true, I say it quite often. I've never understood why lots of other women find it so awful, gash sounds much worse.

Dear NBB, That's awesome. If I thought I could pull off saying just plain old no homo there's no way I wouldn't be adding a blackslash before it! Chops went all that way and the only slang you got was bruv?! I'm disappointed in him. He's not a proper Londoner but he could have at least threw in a few 'merchant banker's' and 'tommy tucker's' for comic effect. grd

Dear NBB innit is a British colloquialism, an abbreviation of isn't it or is it not. used at the end of a sentence the same way you night use ugetme? Or used as an affirmation if you're in agreement with someone. Mainly I use it an annoying amount and in the wrong context all together. It started as a joke because a friend said it an awful lot but the joke is now on me because it's my bad habit. bet you're glad I typed all that innit annoyingrd

Dear NBB, My bad for being nosey innit. I'm not sure whether it's good or bad my farcebook friends aren't as err interesting as yours. But I learned something, I learned I'm far too ladylike for the BSM thread. genteelrd Dear Roplh, DEEP FRIED MARS BAR FTW happygrdlucky

Dear NBB, *shocked face* grd Dear Rolph, why so much hate for Glasgow? it produced Belle and Sebastian and Mogwai! (We'll ignore glasvegas, fratellis, and franz) Did a weegie chib you? /weegieloveroner

Chad's in waiting

This made me laugh more than it probably should have. The wild gesticulation is what got me. In my defense, I have been drinking

Dear Runnie, trust in karma and know that one day all her stupidity will come back and bite her in the behind grd Dear Rolph, I like all this west coat east coat beef you got going on. I can only imagine how much you dislike the english if you feel that strongly about your fellow countrymen. That being said one of my dearest, most awesomest friends is a weegie and he's pure class on every level. Mar sin leibh an dràsda, groundedinnit

Thank you Miss Symbols! Exactly what I was looking for :) Props as soon as I'm not 24'd!

I have such a crush on Simon Rex. Other than that I have nothing to contribute to this. I like to think of you all look like this...

Anyone got any must see stuff in LA, San Diego, San Francisco and Vegas? Recommendations on where to eat, bars, shows...stuff like that for the end of May