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No way, fido is a great name for a girl, I have a girl cat called Bob and she rocks! Also a dog, a jack russell crossed with a calavlier king charles spaniel aka a jackalier named Alfred but it's generally shorthened to Alf. My last dog was a rott called Hunter RIP Anyway, you should definitely call your girl Bob, like a boy name Sue but not.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371091/Swansea-house-looks-like-Hitler-complete-naff-parting.html The Hitler house: Semi in Swansea looks eerily like Nazi dictator (complete with naff side parting) This unassuming house in a sleepy part of Swansea is set to become a global internet sensation... for bearing a passing resemblance to Nazi leader Adolf Hitler. Its neat brown door brings to mind the fascist dictator's trademark toothbrush moustache. And the slanting tiled roof falls at a similar angle to the leader's greased down, parted hairstyle. Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Bathroom? The Swansea semi which, in a curious way, looks like the Nazi leader Adolf Hitler Eagle-eyed tweeter Charli Dickenson spotted the curious similarity and posted the photos on her Twitter page where they have become a big hit. Comedian Jimmy Carr re-Tweeted the image later as interest gathered on the micro-blog site. Carr wrote: 'Morning, here's a house that looks like Hitler.' It was sent on by hundreds of his followers and became a trending topic on Twitter. Adolf Hitler's actual family home, an unassuming house in the Austrian town of Braunau, was put on the market in 2009 priced at around £2million. By comparison the two-bedroomed Swansea look-a-like would likely go on the market at around the £70,000 mark. The oddly-shaped house stands proudly at the end of a row of terraces and that is what constitutes news in the daily fail.

Bless your little cotton socks.

Dear laughs, move to the UK, what we lack in guns we make up for in rain and free healthcare. Glad you're okay, grd Dear Tuesday, Why are you being like this?! It's not even PM yet? yours, slightly annoyed.

Yes, you're so right. We really should stop making music shouldn't we, all us British people. At least until we can catch up to the genius of Ke$ha, The Black Eyed Peas, The Cast of Glee, Pink and Jenifer Lopez. Because obviously ALL American's listen to that stuff, yeah?

Drinking tea and smoking a cigarette. I have zero motivation to do anything other than that right now.

"In case you missed it, grime MC Skepta has a new music video out. When he tweeted a couple of weeks ago, ‘Today I’m starring in my 1st adult movie,’ fans probably expected a bit of raunchiness. But when the video for All Over The House dropped at the weekend, raunchy proved to be an understatement. Upon clicking the website which explicitly states you have to be over 18 years of age, you find yourself thrown in front of a full on horrifically explicit pornographic movie. While the porn stars go about their business, Skepta can be seen in various shots, aptly choreographed all over the house, singing the lyrics. The video went viral and has seen masses of his fans express their outrage at the MC’s decision for such a video. But what has surprised people is that someone of Skepta’s level of success has released such a video. His career has gone from strength to strength in recent years. Along with Chipmunk and Dizzee Rascal, he has transitioned into the mainstream. His third studio album Doin it Again debuted and peaked at number 19 in its first week of release. The MC was also recruited as a tour guide for P Diddy back in January and he was also asked to remix P Diddy’s single, Hello, Good Morning. “Skepta is a genius, everyone is talking about the video, which leads to more people wanting to watch the video, which will make more people listen to his music and make him more money,” posted one YouTube user. That is the reality and with the free reign of being independent, this video is unlike any other music video from a relatively successful and established British artist. “This video was not uploaded onto YouTube, I didn’t keep retweeting about the video and it was uploaded onto a site where it was allowed to be uploaded with a big warning saying ‘18s only’,” he told BBC Radio 1’s Annie Mac. Speaking about the video for the first and what he says will be the last time, he said, “I sit back and think [of] all these hypocrites talking about Skepta, [and] you’re the ones posting on your Twitter with no warning saying, ‘Oh my God, Skepta, I can’t believe it, I’ve lost all respect for him.” Be it for good or bad reasons, people are talking about All Over The House. The single may well flop. His latest single Amnesia charted at a lowly 164 in the UK charts and with the video for All Over The House appearing to alienate his own core of fans, this single could do even worse if it ever gets a release. But this incident has put Skepta on the map in new circles. People who have seen the video and had never heard of him, now have. While it may be a step too far for a music video, the incident may well be a masterstroke in promotion." http://mog.com/blog_posts/2880738/mogbar?a=mn234291

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCFP6vDkSUE

Drinking Merlot, watching Hitchcock films and eating Cherry Garcia with intermittent internetting.

The Only Ones - Another Girl, Another Planet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79qqnomDtn8

My bad then but still they shoulda cut his nuts off. This kinda relates to what ..romero.. was sayin'... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1367377/Six-footballers-jailed-gang-rape-12-year-old-girls-midnight-park-orgy.html?ito=feeds-newsxml Imagine being that 12 year olds Mum, she HAS to be thinking 'where did I go wrong' every fucking day.

Did you even read the article or just skim it? He's in England, he got four years and eight months, that's all in a fucking cushty nonce prison where they get day release. They should have cut his fucking nuts off. Edit: Link from the beeb:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-12753287

Butterglory - She's got the Akshun

That up there crashed my shockwave thingy just now

Dear bunch of cunts, far be it from me to question your business practices but how the fuck are you still trading?! You've ruined my day off and for that I'm making it my business to fuck your shit up. /relatedtoamemberofparlimentoner Dear New Guy, I caught flack for changing my long standing plans for tonight to fit around your work schedule. It had better be worth it. Sincerely, grdinnit

My favourite bit is..."When police officers arrived soon after, they found him covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues." He gets down in amongst all that shit, literally, and then cleans his cock off with a tissue. Amazing. I also like how after they threw him off their land for wanking into farm machinery he went postal and set fire to everything. The guy really does like their brand of shit.

http://www.thisisthewestcountry.co.uk/news/devon_news/8885350.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/ english people

It's rarely sunny here before June but it is and it makes me want to listen to The Beach Boys Wouldn't it be Nice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L--cqAI3IUI

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I can honestly say the aftermath sucks and I hate you for what you left behind but rest in peace my brother, my best friend, my soul mate, my other half. I hope you rot in hell you cunt. And to Lou, who took a stupid cocktail of drugs and fell asleep in a bath. I sincerely hope it was worth it. angry, me? never

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073&embed Poor North America but yay South America!

Dear Saturday, that was a bit odd, eh? I should be in bed now but I don't think one more gasper will kill me. much appreciated, meinnit Dear Rolf, My bestest friend is a weegie and his accent ain't nearly as strong as yours! Even when he's drunk as fuck and speaking run offs in barely understandable broken Scottish. Still, I understand every word and that makes me a little proud to be a celt. Keep on keepin on innit sincerely, grounded

Will I be relied upon to repopulate the planet? If so... Mars Bar Guinness Christian Louboutin Eyeliner Stephen Malkums

In english...St Marys Church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the rapid whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio of the red cave.

Morning after the night before where gloves go to die happy ending