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Good lord Miss Symbols, what a beautiful dog! Whoever did that to him deserves to die, painfully, in a long drawn out process.

Re: I wanna see your...........PETS! I took Ruby to the vet on Thursday so they could take some more blood for a more extensive blood panel. Hopefully they'll be able to pin point exactly what it is she's allergic to. I hate giving her steroids but it's super upsetting when she's scratching until she bleeds. If anyone else has a dog with skin issues I'd definitely recommend adding Manuka Honey to some home made oatmeal shampoo. It really helped relieve the symptoms. She got a cute love heart bandage that was meant to be kept on until the next day...it lasted less than a half hour so I only managed a shoddy iphone flick.

Dear dears, Happy Easter! 'Tis my favourite 'holiday'; chocolate, lamb roast, cake and loads of old musicals on telle plus I'm not obliged to speak/be around all of my mental family members. It's perfect. - grd

and an AWESOME Rear Window timelapse http://vimeo.com/37120554

You'll be staying up all night to watch them now hah. Bob just brought a dead bird home and I managed to get a delivery driver to dispose of the body for me. Tits really do have a higher purpose.

Are you watching season one? Just got back from walking the dogs, drinking tea while they sleep it off on the sofa and putting off housework. Basically, procrastinating hardt.

EW what the fuck is wrong with people?!

Dear Dirty Taco Steve, I'm not gay, I just think it's childish to use the word in such a manner. I also think it's childish that you, what I assume to be a grown man, have taken such offence to the opinions of people on the internet....IT'S THE INTERNET. Don't PM people getting umad about negs, it makes you look like a child...even more so than you already do here. Enjoy the three red tic tacs innit. grd

Every time I see something by Guy le Tatooer I wonder how it will hold up.

dear Mi, fuck yeah!! - super happy grd

Dear Decy, that sucks! Money down it's ringland peoples. I ohpe you get it back! - grd Dear Rolf, I'll say it again, well done you!! - grd Dear Realism, enjoy the cavity searches and your upcoming holibobs to guantanamo by the bay, I hear it's a lovely resort. - grd

is that a perspective thing sarcasm or are your feet huge?

All of their songs are based on Arnie one liners, which in itself is nonsense.

http://www.holymoly.com/tv/video/man-kicked-reality-show-punching-horse-face62163 Man kicked off reality show for punching a horse in the face. One of our favourite interview questions to ask celebs is: ‘would you ever punch a horse in the face?’ But we never expected someone to follow through (snrk). But a contestant on the unfeasibly named Full Metal Jousting has quite literally punched a horse in the face, and been booted off the programme for doing so. Coming in the same week as another Luck nag carked it (following an unwisely attempted backflip) we have to ask if television is no longer a safe place for our clippety cloppity friends. We don’t have many details about the incident but we can tell you that the assailant was 27-year-old Landon Morris who hit the animal in its neighing face, after it stepped on his foot. Landon’s jousting coach on the show, which airs on The History Channel (so it’s not just stuff about Nazis and Romans then), described the equine attack as "one of the stupidest things I've ever seen." Which only made us want to see it more. However, despite losing his place in the competition, the pony puncher maintained that he clobbered the colt “for the right reason”. Which begs the question, what are the right and wrong reasons for punching a horse in the face? Right reasons for punching a horse in the face It looked at you funny It had an annoying walk It was being a dick Wrong reasons for punching a horse in the face Just for lolz Political differences It stepped on your foot Sorry, Landon. You will not joust on this television channel again.

Even if he is a bible basher...still would. The man looks goooood in lycra.

he deserves to get fleeced. In other news, there's nowt queer as folk... http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/horrifying-strange-addiction-screen-caps

Dear Realism, I'm glad you had a sour experience there, it means your expectations will be lowered considerably. - sg

Re: I wanna see your...........PETS! So I have that to look forward to :( I had a bash at making my own oatmeal shampoo and started her on sulphur supplements, there's been an improvement but we'll see... Yeah, she's kind of a retard too evil.

Dear Decy, for some reason I have it in my head that it's Easter weekend which means day time drinking and the fair in Caerleon, it WILL be fun! - sg

"They come in geeks and go out Jedi warriors." http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/11/nyregion/flynn-michael-trains-new-jedis-in-the-ways-of-the-force.html?_r=2

ahh yeah hah..I did wonder. She gets a rash in her armpits and on her neck that she bites at, like hives. She's had skin tests so the vet thinks it's either her food or environmental, she's on a hypo-allergenic diet and I'm strict with chemical stuff anyway because I get contact dermatitis and she has oatmeal baths. She seems to run hot all the time even when it's cold so I'm already worried about how she's gonna cope with our week of sun...20 days good weather in Wales? I wish!

Dear Decy, chin up kid, just think you have drinks with me soon so that's something to look forward to ;) Also, now the weather is getting good we should take the dogs to belle vue soon. - sg Dear lau, you made me proud...for a change. Now don't fuck it up! - me