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Malin

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Everything posted by Malin

  1. True. The person below me likes roses.
  2. False. The person below me hunts.
  3. Trash. I bet she has a hairy butthole and her cum dumpster looks like a piece of wadded up bubble gum.
  4. When I wake up at 4am, with a case of mild to moderate shakes and need a drink to go back to bed, but can't. Fucking bogus.
  5. Your words inspire the fuck out of my friends and I. Shit, my Uncle Jamal from Nigeria wants to deposit $100,000 in your bank account, he just needs all your info. You're so rad I won't even want any percentage. That's how dope you are. Thank you. For real. THANK. YOU.
  6. False. The person below me owns a color wheel.
  7. ^ Depending on the job you have: Bang her. obviously you can with ease cause she's a slut, acquire stolen goods from said place of employment. Everyone wins.
  8. Malin

    Alcoholism

    Hello. My name is Malin and I'm an alcoholic. forsit, you should have thrown something at him. Preferably a trash can.
  9. I would lick any female pornstar's shitter, old or not (HIV/AIDS excluded)... Bless their empty, black, cold hearts. All of them. Seriously.
  10. Re: So my girlfriend has a few male friends.......... Props given.
  11. False. The person below me knows someone with an STD.
  12. False, but I wish. The person below me has already started drinking today.
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