Re: a transit cop is giving me a government job right fucking now!!!
I might be combining incidents/making up facts, but as I remember it was a female intern Raven introduced to the forum...everyone was asked to vote for her blog in some contest. She was really amped about "blogging professionally," and was kind of braggy/irritating about it. Some people voted because interacting with a girl on the Internet is akin to sex. Once she milked all the votes she could, she ghosted and Eon cried for a over a week.
But those were the more active/hateful days of Channel Zero. She would have been literally cut up and eaten if she had come around begging for votes on her own.