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Realism

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  1. Half a bag of Haribo candy and a bite of cottage cheese.
  2. Like half of those are a joke. Flying over your head like Patriot missiles on Independence Day.
  3. Dear TDB, Don't tell me how I feel. Nah, not offended. I just took the chance and made hilarious and offensive assumptions to have a joke. Although I have been stopped by groups of Hasidic/orthodox Jews peddling literature, so I'm honorary. -Realism Dear Cali, Hope that sorts out man. -Realism
  4. Dear TDB, Very offensive to assume he's a Jew; don't write him a snarky haiku based on that. -Realism
  5. Statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 people enjoy gang rape.
  6. Dear protestor, Beer was not to blame, just me being a bit of a general cock. Live and learn! -Realism
  7. "Whattup Payroll, nigga...nigga."
  8. Dear girl, Well, I feel like a piece of shit. All genuine apologies. -Realism Dear self, You really need to learn to bite your fucking tongue. -Government Name Dear beer, I'm drinking you. -Realism
  9. Dear TDB, What does bundling mean? I'm guessing it's hugging or sloppily crashing into him while babbling excitedly and spilling his beer. Then again, those could be one and the same. Thank you for the Happy Friday wishes. -Realism
  10. I_R loves playing that game because no one's gonna draw him next. It's the equivalent of an Indian last name when you're working a telemarketing gig. "May I please speak to Mr...the head of the household, please?"
  11. Dear grd, My girl is my daughter. A child from a marriage prior to ours. Yes. She likes sweets because she is a child. -Realism
  12. Dear grd, This is from a page ago, but cronuts are no fucking joke. My girl and I were trying to go get them but apparently you need to line up at like 6am because the bakery sells out by early morning. -Realism Dear seyer, Very sorry to hear that. Good vibes your way, all the best. -Realism
  13. yo lemme hit ur book u wanna hit mine
  14. Apparently I posted an alarming set of hairy man breasts in 2011. Happy birthday though, hope all is well...
  15. I like how with that surfy bro no one batted an eye when he hatcheted the fuck out of some dude and said his only regret was not killing him sooner, now everyone's up in arms. Type of dude that you would host for a night, wake up, and find out he had smoked all your cigarettes, shit in your toilet without flushing, and taken the pillow you lent him when he left. Then when you confronted him, he'd say something like "nah bro don't worry about it, it's cool," like you had done something wrong. And look at the fucking snout on the kid in red:
  16. Little windtunnel action on that leg.
  17. My girl claims it's fun, although you gotta drink them quick so they don't get warm. But she's currently wrapped in a heavy comforter that's turned my whole groin into an acre of wetlands nohomo, so I'm inclined to say she's not a reliable judge of temperature.
  18. Never in my life have I drank a shower beer. At least not that I remember. Nonsense.
  19. Realism

    Gaming

    I bought Assassin's Creed 2 the other day. Never played any of them before this. NOT BAD
  20. Dear Boats, LOOK AT U SON -Realism Dear 12oz, If I didn't dick around so much, maybe I'd be a mod. -Realism
  21. Mass is the new Swamp with that diet...or Gucci...both of those dudes demolished fast food. I had a peanut butter sandwich and a fucking Red Bull. Would not recommend the combination, though the sandwich was good.
  22. To this day, that is still one of the only pictures I've ever seen on the Internet that has made me retch. That and this homeless dude who was in the hospital with a whole leg rotting and they dipped it in maggots like it was a delicious mozzarella stick into marinara.
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