Realism
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Apparently I posted an alarming set of hairy man breasts in 2011. Happy birthday though, hope all is well... -
I like how with that surfy bro no one batted an eye when he hatcheted the fuck out of some dude and said his only regret was not killing him sooner, now everyone's up in arms. Type of dude that you would host for a night, wake up, and find out he had smoked all your cigarettes, shit in your toilet without flushing, and taken the pillow you lent him when he left. Then when you confronted him, he'd say something like "nah bro don't worry about it, it's cool," like you had done something wrong. And look at the fucking snout on the kid in red:
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Little windtunnel action on that leg.
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My girl claims it's fun, although you gotta drink them quick so they don't get warm. But she's currently wrapped in a heavy comforter that's turned my whole groin into an acre of wetlands nohomo, so I'm inclined to say she's not a reliable judge of temperature.
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Never in my life have I drank a shower beer. At least not that I remember. Nonsense.
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lil nigga swetin irish spring n shit
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Dear Boats, LOOK AT U SON -Realism Dear 12oz, If I didn't dick around so much, maybe I'd be a mod. -Realism
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To this day, that is still one of the only pictures I've ever seen on the Internet that has made me retch. That and this homeless dude who was in the hospital with a whole leg rotting and they dipped it in maggots like it was a delicious mozzarella stick into marinara.
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Bite bruises are no joke.
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I'm actually reading Bomb the Suburbs as well. Survival in Auschwitz - Primo Levi
Dear Decy, Head up, man! Pretty broke right now, tell your work to hire me and we can work remotely smoking spliffs via Skype /NH. -Realism
Dear SM, All good, I just had to let it percolate for a bit. Pertains to the well being of someone other than myself, which is why I didn't really wanna air it. Looks like everything's coming up fine, though. You gonna visit DAO's old stomping grounds, or elsewhere? -Realism Dear Oontz, Decy officially not a deadbeat dad, can confirm this. -Realism
Dear thread, I don't air personal shit on here, but this isn't a good look. Surprising/nasty way to cap off the day. I guess typing this out is better than nothing, even if I'm not gonna get into the issue. Fuck em0 p0sts. Back to beer. -Realism
Holy shit that Absorb stuff is awful.
Fuck you guys, I love eminem, listen to him every single day and wish I could meet him more than anything. I still think Kim is a good woman, and she is very well spoken. Everybody has their reasons for lashing out at people, her and Slim are both in the wrong and in the right. They both have big hearts and I'm sure no matter what Slim Shady thinks, Marshall Mathers wishes he never wrote that song. Please don't come back with some curse-filled swear fest, I just don't care.
^ Quite true.
Might not be the king, but domestic IPAs are a favorite nonetheless. Just like any "genre" there's dozens of awesome options. Do a good job loading something with hops, and I will probably like it, regardless of what it's labeled as.
Yes, IPAs are unquestionably my favorite kind of beer (only thing I can't get down with are Scotch ales), although when I was 17 they were a chore. Not knocking you, sexcauldron, just saying that when I first started trying them I thought they blew. Drank a Double-Wide IPA from Boulevard a minute ago, not bad. I feel like they overhyped hyped how hoppy/punchy it was on the label though, which is a gripe that I have with a lot of IPAs. I know it's to be expected.
Yuengling tallboys, posting on threads, cigarette soon, girl's out of town visiting fam and I do whatever the fuck I please. And telling mass to have fun, have fun nurga.
u liek black dicks smh wat is this world comin 2...
MY BROTHER AP BLAP BLAP THIS IS HONKEY TALK FLOW IS TIGHTER THAN HOW A FUCKIN HONKEY WALK
