Realism

Best title change

Nowhere, apparently. Hadn't posted in a minute so I figured I'd go back on hiatus, but nope, pulled right back in.

This 100x Since they kept so low key during the trial it was like something out of a movie after dude was convicted and the news was flooded with stories about how he identified as a woman and was changing his whole identity.

Exactly. The whole assassin thing is goofy---it's more like get suckered out of 20,000 bucks by some dude who knows his way around computers a little bit. Dump a several thousand in bitcoins and watch your ex wife continue to waltz around all the local bars (let's be real, someone hiring a hitman on the deep web is definitely looking to bump off his fat ex) and do whatever lame shit she did before. She'll never get killed unless she accidentally steps in front of a van going too fast in a residential area. Of course there is child porn and other awful shit on the deep dark dick /nh web, but I am wildly skeptical about a lot of it.

Uh I don't think you understand just how earth-shatteringly hilarious she was, and just how lamentable and saddening her death at an advanced age after having lived a successful life in the spotlight actually is. I have heard/read pretty much all these italicized terms in relation to her death on the news and social media. Give it a rest, she sucked. Anyway, I'll be back in a month or two.

Re: jlaw nekkid pics :lol: You can find them all on /r/thefappening. But seriously, this is drivel. Why aren't we talking about Joan Rivers, one of the most legendary, iconic, and groundbreaking comedians of our time--and how her death at 81, surrounded by friends, family, and wealth was entirely tragic and heart-wrenching?

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If we're talking things that we don't like about the new design, I find it way less easy to scroll through than this format. The posts are enormous. Kind of just an aesthetic grip, but basically also a readability issue. And I think it's ugly, but that's entirely subjective. The way it is now is clean and simple...I assume the giant posts and enormous gifs/images are designed to promote posting photos, which is the basis and backbone of this forum and all that. So it makes sense in that context. But for Channel Zero...no good.

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE

The definition of this idea holds water. I know I'm never going to be stopped walking home at 3am khakis and a button down. But I know so, so, so many people that basically use it as a convenient way to dismiss any thoughts or opinions that come from a white person that they don't agree with. "You like the guacamole here because you're used to a watered down concoction of avocados torn by rich white men from the raped soil of their home country. White people did that raping. Check your privilege."

Re: random thoughts IT'S A DIRTY GAME IT'S A DIRTY WORLD I SELL COCAINE TO A PREGNANT GIRL AIN'T NO TELLIN WHAT I DO FOR THAT PAPER AND WHEN IT COMES TO SELLIN DOPE--I GOT A MAJOR 40 POUNDS OF WEED 40 DIFFERENT FLAVORS I'M NOT A DRUG DEALER I'M A LIFE SAVER

Agreed. And yes, Med, I got the impression that dude had Asperger's leaking out of his ears. In addition to being a complete piece of shit.

Definite garbage personality, as if going on a killing spree didn't indicate that enough. Good/normal dudes can have bad luck for a while, but a 20 year dry spell is saying something. What I really want is some DAO input about how it's normal to be slaying pussy by age 9.

This kid's a fucking worm. That's it.

Wear a Vandals hoodie to be low key about "throwing up a flag" Stranger inquires "I WRITE GRAFFITI"

I just drank most of a bottle of champagne at a work function and I'm tempted to agree, but I still have some pretty major doubts.

You couldn't pay me to behave and dress like Guy Fieri in front of a national audience.

He does not do well in front of a camera. He also gets outshined in a major way when he shares the stage with that dude Desus. His writing is still some of the funniest stuff I have ever read, and I think it's awesome that he's essentially making a living from his humor. But just because you're funny in one medium doesn't mean you're funny in all of them. People who can be hysterical in conversation might make atrocious stand up comedians.

I've never done this, but I've woken up and vomited and immediately gone back to sleep. That's always a fun surprise to wake up to. A friend pissed into his air conditioner.

lol no

That song came out like ten years ago.

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I'm watching on Netflix. Amazon Prime might have them too. Right now watching the third episode at work, willing the clock to hit 3. Early release Fridays are nice.

This thread, I mean. It's a coven for lovers of clogged arteries and savory grease. No homo on "savory grease," that sounds kind of weird.