El Vergudo

nothing beats the pho cooked by some vietnamese cook that didnt wash their hands, brought out to you by either a cute chick of questionable age or a frail old man who looks like his arm is about to give out and spill that XL bowl of piping hot soup on you.

dear bank. why can't you let me include my closing cost in the price of the house anymore? thats about $10k i dont want to drop at once.

from the nonsense thread

I learned a long time ago not to judge people by what they look like, sound like, or by the clothes they wear. Just because a house is nice and shiny out front doesn’t mean it’s not rotting on the inside. —Sherrilyn Kenyon To grow, you must be willing to let your present and future be totally unlike your past. Your history is not your destiny. —Alan Cohen If you can't give anything, you should not complain when you receive nothing. Being humble means recognizing that we are not on earth to see how important we can become, but to see how much difference we can make in the lives of others. ―Gordon B. Hinckley While you're throwing dirt, you're losing ground. —Letha Watts Life's not about expecting, hoping and wishing, it's about doing, being and becoming. It's about the choices you've just made, and the ones you're about to make, it's about the things you choose to say - today. It's about what you're going to do after you finish reading this. —Mike Dooley

Shay Maria SMASH

next time you see her, dile que me preste su manteca. me estoy poniendo un poco flaco.

quien es esta? le falta nalgas

muenster cheese! its good when it's melty. smooth and creamy

i've been wanting some birria for a while now, but im too lazy to wake up at 7am to hit up the 400 club on the weekend.

been posted before and in mexican spanish we call them piñas

http://s449.photobucket.com/albums/qq213/bestfriendjesse/?action=view&current=073449.mp4

who??

i stay in sobrante park, and it did sound pretty bad. and i coulda sworn i heard an air siren in the back ground. i recorded a few minutes after midnight, so the shooting kinda died down.

i aint doin' shit tonight! stayin in.