El Vergudo

dear liver, why do you hurt so much? -el v dear glenlivet & blue label why are you delicious? -el v

thats a lot of people pissing in such a small pool

i ended up getting the VW Tiguan 4motion. so i dont have to worry bout putting on chains when i head up to the snow

getting a new car tomorrow. gonna trade in my mistubishi galant for either.... a 2012 VW CC Sport... (this color) or a 2012 Tiguan 4motion (this one here) both have the 2.0L Turbo DSG 6 speed transmission.... i like the CC, its sexy as fuck, but i like the compact SUV for going to the snow, and being able to hook up a roof rack for the bikes n shit.

dear family, after almost 15 years of not seeing you guys, i finally bought my plane ticket and will be down south in a couple of months. i'm finally gonna get to see nieces and nephews i never met, hug my grandma, and get to chill on the beach eat at my aunt's restaraunt (RIP), and do some sight seeing. AND i'm not going to tell any of you guys, i'm going to suprise you. -El V.

Daughter doesn't like her fat father Daddy tells her how he feels about that. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=307_1337336265

must be a white/suburb person thing, cuz i don't get it

lemon law only applies to new cars, hopefully you have some kind of warranty,

new car or used?

one of my customer's.... rich old dude... always has awesome rides.... this was his 3rd GT-R SLS AMG brakes alone were a $14,000 upgrade his "commuter" last week, he came into the store, and tells me that he cant decide between a lambo roadster, or the 2013 McClaren.... he came in yesterday with this... he said he couldn't decide, so he bought them both and put a $20,000 deposit on the McClaren.... he also bought a $320,000 RV but he hasnt brought it buy to show it off... he wanted to trade it in to buy an $800k one.... WTF.... must be nice to have that kind of money.

since we're on the topic of crazy chicks... i was hollerin' at one of my customer's. she was half mexican, half puerto rican, cute AND thick! so i was asking her what she was doing for valentines day, and she said that she's not doing anything, cuz "you shouldn't need a special day to show your significant other that you care about them." so i told her, "that's what lonley bitter people say" and she laughed and i told her lets go get drinks. she was down, we exchanged numbers, and that evening my phone crashed, and her number didn't get backed up to my g-mail acct. so i never called her, she never called me. a week later she comes into my job, and in front of my boss and co-workers she starts ranting and raving bout how i'm a liar, and i aint got no money cuz i didnt take her out for drinks like we agreed upon, and bla bla bla. just making a scene at the store. she still comes into the dealer once in while, she tries to ignore me, but i just look at her and smile. i still wanna smash tho. to make a long story short.... crazy wimminz.

i say we create a wikipedia page for this company and say the owner molests little children and eats puppies. possibly yelp it too.

DUH.... now i gotta post an ad on there to see if any females want to lick off my milk mustache.