El Vergudo

Dear NOES, if someone comes in with that credit score and tries to finance something that cost $50k, and then gives you shit cuz there's no way that's happening, then i tell them "pay off your debts, then come back an talk to me. have a good day" and as a matter of fact, i DO know a few loan sharks, but not on the internets. they will charge you a 30% interest. and i also do know someone who can clear up any negatives you have on your credit. within 2 months, there are no negative reports on your credit, only whatever positives you had on there. Sincerely, El V.

dear customer with the 450 credit score, why do you come into my store with an attitude as if you have a near perfect credit score? you cant even finance my used socks. GTFO. Sincerely, El V.

koala fight! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b66_1324965519

i'd say post the number on /b/ they'd have fun with that. i FB'd it too

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Christopher Hitchens (RIP) - Best of the Hitchslap Christopher Hitchens' better moments in attacking religion and stupidity http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=616_1324015039

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yesterday's lunch/dinner..... i dun fucked up my diet. carne asada fries

We might not be able to prevent getting knocked down, but we can choose to get right back up again. We do this by accepting what is and asking ‘Where do I go from here?’ without complaints, without wailing, just a willingness to learn and a readiness to do what must be done. —Cari L. Murphy All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you. —Wayne Dyer There are only two days in the year that nothing can be done. One called yesterday and the other is called tomorrow, so today is the right day to love, believe, and especially to live. —Dalai Lama Freethinkers are those who are willing to use their minds without prejudice and without fearing to understand things that clash with their own customs, privileges, or beliefs. This state of mind is not common, but it is essential for right thinking. —Leo Tolstoy If you find your here and now intolerable and it makes you unhappy, you have three options: remove yourself from the situation, change it, or accept it totally. If you want to take responsibility for your life, you must choose one of those three options, and you must choose now. Then accept the consequences. No excuses. No negativity. No psychic pollution. Keep your inner space clear. —Eckhart Tolle Watch out for each other. Love everyone and forgive everyone, including yourself. Forgive your anger. Forgive your guilt. Your shame. Your sadness. Embrace and open up your love, your joy, your truth, and most especially your heart. —Jim Henson Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, simply surrounded by assholes. —William Gibson

will post results tomorrow. maybe i'll buy some buy some non-toxic face paint (if im not too lazy to go out and buy some) or just steal some chick's eye liner. same difference.

is it animal cruelty if i draw some eyebrows on my dog tomorrow? i don't work, so i have all day. either a uni-brow or angry brows

http://kotaku.com/5201889/peta-protests-baby-seal-clubbing-in-world-of-warcraft BTW the only thing that bothered me about cutting up the cow, was hacking up the bones with an axe. like the legs, spine.... the sound bothered me. but it still was tasty

i wish there was a more humane way of turning animals into meat.... but when i was 13 i slaughtered my first cow. gutted it, skinned it, cooked, it, and ate it. it was the best tasting cow i have ever eaten....

those chicks are non-questionable

cheeto hands/face. and if their shoes was off they'd be cheeto feet