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DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER

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  1. This reminds me of the time that my co-workers took me to some "river" (creek) that all kinds the college kids flock to at a certain time each year and basically just get on a intertube with as much beer and jello shots as they can bring. Picture a "river" (creek) completly packed like rushour traffic with a shitload of drunk twentysomethings on intertubes with coolers on intertubes in tow... just floating down the "river" (creek) just being drunk and raging. Shit was actually pretty fun. Mad hot bitches flashing their titties in exchange for jello shots, motherfuckers had boomboxes in tow. It was pretty much a party on inertubes just floating downstream. Now shortly through this journey I had to piss. So I was like "yo i gotta piss, I'ma pull to the side and get out and piss". My co-workers began laughing at me and explained "do you see anybody getting out to piss? Stop being a pussy and just piss your pants in the water like everyone else." Now I finally realize that I'm floating downstream with a thousand drunk motherfuckers and they're all just pissing in the very water that I'm floating in. My buzz died with the quickness.:yuck:
  2. I'd be like "if I only stopped this shit last year... My entire family and I'd be set for life!!!!". Then I'd probably want to kill myself.
  3. Nigga got my vote. Even a nutball that thinks he's a vampire can probably do a much better job at running this country than Bush, or anybody in the Republican party for that matter. Plus he vows to impale Bush!!!:lol: Now THAT'S a vote worth casting!
  4. "DUDE... WHERE'S MY CAR?" :lol:
  5. Jobs are only temporary. So are chicks for the most part. What's the big deal? I don't get it.
  6. If you were really trying to write an assignment you wouldn't be typing on 12oz. You'd be typing your assignment. Now wouldn't you!
  7. Re: so apparently mexicans are taking over my town She's Mexican. American citizen... but Mexican.
  8. My man... Did you even bother to read the part where they went through the trouble of tracking dude down by spending hours on 12oz and other sites and tracking his IP and coming to his school to hem him up? Did you also miss the part where he ratted on himself for every tag, hollow, fillin, and peice that he ever did? And this all coming to a head two years since the last time he wrote? He aint getting no slap on the wrist. They even brought other juristictions into it. And he basically confessed to everything he's ever done. Youngbuck aint gettin no slap on the wrist with the taxdollars they've been spending to find his ass.:lol:
  9. Ehem... one of your other homies has done time for the shit. And is currently on the lamb because he's facing real time for fucking up again. And I've heard of cats in states like Cali and Texas getting years for the shit. I guess it all depends on who you are and where you're at though.
  10. LOL! Whoever wrote this must be some salty ass dirty south type that's just pissed that nobody in the hip hop world likes his garbage. He made a good attempt at trying to sound like he knows what he's talking about... but no cigar homie.:lol:
  11. You mean like back in the Beastie Boys era? Or the 3rd Base era? Hip Hop has always been multicultural since the begining. If you wern't around in the 80's then learn your history. Until then keep your racist mouth shut.
  12. Shit smells mad fishy. Like CIA crack fishy.:lol: Bump for Nas for hangin up on the boul.
  13. Dude was 57. As mentioned before I seriously doubt he was getting a tag. Much less a 12oz head... wait... KABAR??? :lol:
  14. I wonder if dude even realized what he was doing. Like other dude said earlier about how he was about to get a tag on some random billboard and his boy stopped him. Wouldn't that be fucked up if all he did was write "Tom was here 2007" like for a photo or some dumb shit? And had no idea what the hell he was writing on being as the billboard was in Thai? I'm gussing that it was probably most likely somewhere along those lines. Even if he full on knew what he was doing, 75 years is fucking rediculous. That's a life sentance.
  15. Do you travel to other countries? If so do you not get tags while you're there? If so then isn't that "shitting" on things dear to the culture you're visiting?
  16. Or maybe he was completely fucking blitzed and thought it was the most brilliant idea ever.
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