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needs moar arrows.
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5 megapixels.....chimon nah!!!!
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1 the droid looks awesome. im gonna get it
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im gonna say bsly
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thats incredible
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first bought another world series....congrats
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asek
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You got herpes nigga
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BLACK JOKES THREAD JACK Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares? Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? A: The cop! Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big? A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them. Q: What do you get if you search for babboon in dictionary? A: You get a picture of Robert Mugabe. Q: What is black, purple,and yellow? A: A black person goin to church. Q: How do they make roads in South Africa? A: They make the black people lay down and have every other one smile. Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player. Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet! Q: How do you break up the "Million Man March"? A: Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications. Q: Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy? A: He said: "If I'ze gonna be im-po-tent, I wanna looks im-po-tant." Q: What do they do with blacks after they die? A: Gut them and use them as wetsuits. Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? A: Jail break Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car? A: Tinted windows. Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where. Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start. Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail. Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade. Q: What do you call a bunch of blacks falling down a hill? A: A mudslide . Q: What did the black kid get for christmas? A: Your T.V Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar! Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground. Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money. Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting. Q: What do you call one black on the moon? A: Problem Q: What do you call ten blacks on the moon? A: Problems Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon? A: Problem solved Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken. Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR Q: Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones? A: Because they were still monkeys. Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up. Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand. Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays. Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white? A: Alive Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job. Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside. Q: Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? A: He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads. Q: Why are black women like bicycles? A: They give out free rides Q: Ever hear about the black man who went to college? A: Neither Have I. Q: Why do black men have bigger penises than white men? A: Because as kids white men had toys to play with. Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can. Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us. Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload. Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted Q: How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 2 one to screw it in the other to drive the pink caddilac Q: What do you call a black man on a stick? A: A tootsie roll pop Q: Why are blacks so fast? A: From running from the cops. Q: Whats the difference between a black and tires? A: When you put chains on tires they dont sing Q: Did you hear about the black who died yesterday on Rt. 80? A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death! Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones. Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book. Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the street and a dead black guy in the street? A: There's swerve marks in front of the dog Q: Why are black peoples hands white? A: Because there always leening up aganst cop cars. Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four. Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole. Q: What happened to the 5 black guys that drove off a cliff in a cady? A: Who gives a shit!! Q: What do you call 400 black people swiming in a river? A: An oil spill Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp Q: What do you call 9 black guys hanging in a tree??? A: An alabama windchime Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them? Q: Why can't black's,live in the country side. A: There's no street corners. Q: Why can't black people spell. A: Because there black. Q: How do you starve a negro to death? A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots. Q: How do you kill 50 flys? A: Hit a somailen in the face with a shovel Q: What do you get if you cross an afro with a black? A: A microphone. Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They have to pick through cotton to get to them Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black Q: What does FUBU stand for? A: Farmers Used to Beat Us Q: What do you call a black man at the bottom of the ocean? A: Polution Q: What do you call all the black people at the bottom of the ocean? A: Solution Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers. Q: Whats yellow, black in the middle and funny? A: A school bus full of blacks driving off a cliff Q: What's purple and chained to my front porch? A: It's my damn neigro and I'll paint him any color I want to. Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position. Q: A black guy and a spanish guy are in a car whos driving? A: The cop Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk Q: What do Black lesbians have for breakfast? A: Cocoa Muffs Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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Ohio University Halloween. Shits gonna get buck.
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sounds like fallout
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anyone lookin at this thread goes on tiny chat and has seen your face. no dry snitchin. chillbre
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EDIT: COURTESY OF JCHRISTO
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"BRO LOOK AT ALL THIS BEER WE DRANK TONIGHT!"
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FUNNY, STUPID, AND RANDOM PICTURES THREAD...
Dark_Knight replied to getovereverysystem's topic in Channel Zero
these days? You've been here for a month -
FUNNY, STUPID, AND RANDOM PICTURES THREAD...
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MSpaint your favourite album covers, from memory.
Dark_Knight replied to Maskface's topic in Channel Zero
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diar glue unfinished dark kems testme
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MSpaint your favourite album covers, from memory.
Dark_Knight replied to Maskface's topic in Channel Zero
not even close -
MSpaint your favourite album covers, from memory.
Dark_Knight replied to Maskface's topic in Channel Zero
you just painted over the album cover