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Ghost shows on tv are all so wack. Those people are all a bunch of sissy babies and get way scared over every little bump in the night.

Re: And she loves to show Mero off, of course/smile every time his name shows up in the So I would marry Mero in a heartbeat. Just saying.

HUMAN SKULL BONG. It makes rips twice as crucial.

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I don't give a shit about getting ridiculed. The only people that make fun of me are haters that are mad jealous of my totally sweet life. My sister-in-law said that I am the coolest person in any given situation where cool people come together. I really only wanted to get a Ouija board so I could contact the spirit of Ronnie James Dio.

I was also recently looking into buying a Ouija board for my house. But I have been procrastinating on mosaic'ing a weed wizard coffee table for my house, so I don't even have anywhere to contact dead souls. I guess I could do it on the floor. But eh. I'm old. So yeah, I was gonna buy one. But all the old fancy ones were crazy expensive, so I spent that money on something else. Prolly weed and snax.

I also like taking bong rips while wearing a bath robe. Cupcakes for breakfast and nachos for dinner. Skulls and daggers and swords and snakes and handjobs and fart jokes and riding bikes real fast. I'm basically a 12 year old boy, eternally.

I like wizards and magic.

I got this cute lil lady today. One of my brother's co-workers found her in a car engine or something like that. He asked me if I wanted her. Of course. We picked her up this afternoon and I got her shots and checked out and a flea treatment. I'm guessing I'm gonna be calling her Mustard. Cheeseburger isn't real happy about her yet. Right now, she is hiding under the couch. I'mma let her be.

I'm never glad to find out someone dies, but I can't be bothered to actually care. More so when they are total shitbags. It's bound to happen.

Watching Workaholics. Waiting for my breakfast taco leftovers to heat up in the toaster oven. About to head out to see some bands and be seen.

Elton John Devin The Dude Spazz Shout Out Louds. everything else is just a blur

Yeah, I'm already sending him a ton of those. symbols, you are probably right about the jelly beans, but I'm gonna try anyways. whats the worst that can happen? he can just get one huuuuge jelly bean. really, anything that you send that could break up the boredom and monotony will work.

Tell him to sign up for 12oz. This place makes all the love connections. I'm sure Vaj isn't busy and is up for a free flight to an unknown destination.

urinate on his pillows.

No food allergies. I hadn't even thought of dried fruits and jerky...I'm gonna get him some tomorrow. Probably as far as candy, I'm just going to stick with jelly beans and twizzlers and stuff like that. it should be fine, I would think. thanks for all your help, dude.

I always got Toilet Boys on the mind.

Yeah, I am assuming it's going to be brutal hot right now, then stupid cold in the winter. I'm trying to figure out stuff that I can mail that won't be a melted mess when he opens it up.

Portishead. duh.

ice ice baby, too cold. too cold.

I like hanging out with beer shits. Kid is always getting punched in the face. I like hanging out with rolling nowhere. Dude is always punching out windows with his face. I like hanging out with King Of Hell. Dude is always stoked on eating chicken balls and drilling me super hard (/yestattoos. nohomo) I like hanging out with all the Texas dudes. They are always making me laugh and not minding it one bit when I go OWWWWWWW!

About to ride my bike in the 100degree heat. Stay tuff.

Number one fan status. Jocking hardt.

Oh that. Yeah. Totally. Like a million times. Dudes lined up around the block and back. Totally.