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  1. Been back in Austin for about 18 months. Germany was a good experience. But I am happy to be home. Where the starts at night are big and bright.
  2. Hey Harvey. How you doin'? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKDfaYiKfgI
  3. If the boys wanna fight, you better let em.
  4. http://www.booooooom.com/2012/07/26/coffin-shaped-tanning-bed-by-luciano-landia/ PS. This is pretty cool, guys.
  5. My mother has been ill her entire life. Been in a wheelchair since the age of two. The last few years, her health has taken a turn for the worse. We now have an oxygen machine in the house that she has to stay hooked up to most of the time. When I got out of rehab, I followed the advice of my counselor and moved into a sober living house. It was alright. Did the whole curfew thing. Having to sign in and out everywhere I went. Got to leave on the weekends. Had to pee in a cup when I returned. Accountability. It was no big thing. My older brother asked me to think about moving in with the family. To help take care of my mom and the kids. He and his wife and their two kids live with my mom. My entire family is in one house. He has never been one to ask me for help. So when he did. I could not refuse. I knew it would be stressful. But it was what I needed to do to repair relationships with my family. So far, it has been good. Borderline great. I still throw fits and get into arguments with my mom. Almost daily. It's just the dynamic that has been set for as long as I can remember. I do what I can to change how I react to her. Its easier said than done. I tell people I live in a shed in my family's back yard. Those that know me, know about my shed living experience in the past. But the truth of the matter is that it isn't a shed. It is a garage type building that is large enough to hold 6 cars. I have a/c and heat. It's private. And actually very spacious, for what possessions I have. Which just seems to be an unnecessarily large amount of clothing, a collection of cat statues, and some records and books. I am working on getting a new car. I had refrained from driving up until about a year ago. When I got my first vehicle. Although being in my 30s, I was essentially a teenager behind the wheel. Add on to that, the fact that I was never sober. I wrecked it a number of times. The last and final wreck went down on Friday the 13th. Which I remember because I had been at a party at the tattoo shop. Getting my first and second (and last) "13" tattoos. While pulling in to the parking lot, an Escalade full of Mexicans pulled in behind me. Gave me a flyer for body work. Said they could fix my car in the parking lot. From a wreck I had gotten into the week before. Rear ended some lady. Gave her my info and mashed off. The front bumper fell off while driving. I bungee corded it back on and kept on. I said told the Mexicans they could fix my car. Turns out, that was a bad idea. They just banged around on it for a while with mallets. Took the bungee cords off. Knocked out some dents from other little wrecks. Zip tied my hood and called it a day. As I was driving home, middle lane of I-35, going 70...the hood decided to break free from the bondage of zipties. Went full Tommy Boy on my ass. Broke out the windshield. beer shits was with me. We both started screaming. Pulled over, dug out a wizard t shirt to dust off the glass, bungeed the hood back. Kept going. Within a minute, the entire hood flew off. Busted the windshield a second time. So yeah. I drove home with the flashers on. And that was the end of the minivandal era. I had only had that hood for about two months anyways. Two toned minivan. How I roll.
  6. I still give myself stick-and-poke tattoos. I also still am over the moon about felines. I still love the mess out of sandwiches. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
  7. Now with twice the amount of blood farts you normally get.
  8. I was a mess. Off the rails. Died a few times. Lost a lot. Fucked over a lot of people Got tired of it. So I decided to do something different. It feels good to not be a total shitbag anymore.
  9. Took a roadtrip to St.Louis last month. It was fun. That's what roadtrips are for. Fun on the run. Austin in St.Louis. In the car, I mentioned how I was in the market for a rabbit's foot. 15 minutes later we stopped here. As luck would have it, they had a canister of rabbit's feet next to the register. I bought two. This place was way legit. We also saw this. We were all pretty stoked. Niggas know, niggas know.
  10. On a real level, I turned my life around. Been re-building relationships with my family. Stopped being selfish. Started being a responsible adult. Finally. It's working out super good for me, thus far. Life is better than I ever thought it could be. I've been productive again. Putting together a zine. Got commissioned to do some mosaic projects. Been making hand embroidered patches. Just keeping busy. The whole idle hands are the devil's playthings thing.
  11. Don't leave before the miracle happens. If you need to talk, I'm here for you.
  12. Almost every tattoo I've gotten in the last few years has been over a scar. As long as it's healed and you go to someone who isn't a total buster, everything turns out wonderful.
  13. I bought a minivan from Carmax a few months ago. Been giving me mad problems, son. About 99 of them. Shit is bogus. MiniVandals Reppin'.
  14. Yo son, Atticus just said "That song is stupid." "Well, what songs do you like?" "Nothing. I don't like anything at all." Looks like you have a new bff, dude.
  15. I always let people "do whatever they want" and they are always 100% stoked on what they end up doing. True story. I also have a whole lot of new hella sikk tatts. Maybe I can get some jerk to take some pics.
  16. I'mma be at Chaos in Tejas. I'mma always be in AWWstin. Looking like I just came from a yacht party. Or some hood goth jerk in black lace and black face. Banging those grey tapes. "If you don't like things getting broken, people yelling, or getting punched in the dick, you probably shouldn't be hanging out with us" "I wish everyone was never born" Come hang out and listen to Minor Threat and DJ Screw. Let's pizzaburger. I'm in.
  17. blood fart

    yo man

    I am proud of you, son. Don't let anything these people may say get you down. You've always been a true friend to me and I appreciate all that you have done for me over the years. You know I always got your back. I cut to the bone for my B.A.M.s. ANd you don't wanna marry me. You said I be getting too skinny. Even though I stay eating cake at 4 in the morning erry night. Except last night, I went for biscuits and gravy at five in the morning. My eating habits aside, you know I am trouble. You should listen to your own advice when it comes to me.
  18. he's my hero. <3 <3 <3 <3!
  19. I support them Broke Ass Mens. To the fullest.
  20. Everything really happened. Except for the stuff that was made up.
  21. I liked what I wrote at nine this morning. It made me laugh. I went to sleep and woke up and it was gone. It's for the best. I got told to stay away from this place and get my life right. It's solid advice.
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