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Sleep.

Some nerd on facebook keeps trying to talk to me. Or should I say trying to stalk me. He sent me this pic trying of his totally sweet tattoo. Disgust. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=427586581419&set=a.39326366419.73834.584101419#!/album.php?fbid=39326366419&id=584101419&aid=73834 Everything belongs in this thread.

Seriously though, get one of those Sinusense things. It doesn't have to be Waterpik brand. You'll wonder why you never had one before. I don't really get sick ever because I take vitamin c and zinc erry day. But when i do get sick, I do a saline wash twice a day and feel a million times better.

And some of these. See how totally unsick these people look. Footed jams are ill in all the right ways.

Tons of vitamin C and zinc. Lots of water. Tea with honey and lemon. Pizza.

I don't even know who the majority of these people are.

I'm sure I'll get super weeded and watch this and laugh. So what.

It's not surprising that she's single. Nobody wants an endless bummer.

Re: Oh deer! It looks like my night just got a bit more interesting. (weak stomachs beware Das ist Verboten. Deutschland doesn't allow videos that contain music owned by Sony. But hopefully it's the song about seeing a chick waiting in the welfare line and wanting to make moves on her.

Re: Oh deer! It looks like my night just got a bit more interesting. (weak stomachs beware Can we be friends?

World Burns To Death is rad. But Jack Control is a total dickbag.

Also, these all look about five million times more rad in real life. He prints on high quality paper with quality ink. Depending on the show, he usually does about 50 signed/numbered posters. I have quite a few of these back at my family's house in Tejas.

Here's some flyers my friend back home made. I'm super into just about every one of them.

HUMAN SKULL BONG is the kind of dude that makes me not hate dudes. Sword hash hits all day and night.

I guess Germany has started it's annual three months of snow every day bullshit. It's not totally horrible.

-get more passport stamps -do awesome aunt shit with the two little ones -get ripped, as in being able to do a million push ups and run to the moon and back -ride more bikes -actually write a book

I had a 24 carat gold Mortal Kombat slammer. It was pretty awesome. So what.

Just any time shit like this comes up, you got to really look at the underlying reasons behind it all. Unless you are creeps that are into being swingers together..then that is one thing. But if out of nowhere, chick is like...oh hey, yeah go fuck other chicks, I don't care. If she doesn't care, then why waste any more time being together. If she does care, then she is crazy and just wants to fuck shit up and cause problems so why waste any more time being together.

Tim Barry, Chuck Ragan, The Avett Brothers, Iron Horse, Justin Townes Earle, Lucero, Deer Tick....and all those kind of dudes...all soo good. People that can't relate to that shit on an emotional level are just soulless bastards. The same can be said for Townes Van Zandt. If your heart doesn't get choked up listening to him, you must be a robot. I've only dated one "cowboy" dude. He wasn't really a cowboy. Kind of just a cool guy that farms on the weekend. They aren't really my type. But all this music is good sitting-around-a-bonfire-drinking-beer shit.